Green Hornet.

I cannot believe I paid money to see that movie. Even on pay-per-view. I stormed off into my room halfway through it and I refuse to watch anything related to it again.

Are these guys really meant to be protagonists? I seriously thought that they were supposed to be immature brats and then they were gonna kill somebody and finally come to their senses. But no, forty-five minutes later, still that same STUPID ATTITUDE SRSLY YOU GUYS. I cannot believe you are supposed to be protagonists. Blowing up everything without any regard at all for human life, destroying public property and even squad cars? You're going that far? I've lost count of how many people you've killed now. What's wrong with you? And you're in this superhero game not because you're concerned about the crime rates in the city or because you think that it's your moral obligation to do so as one of the more privileged members of society, but because you think it's cool and it helps you to reinforce your little egos. I think Jay Chou pointed that out at one point. So it's legit then, but it doesn't make me like you any more than that. Srsly, is this movie about crimefighting or who's gonna get the hot girl? WHAT IS THE POINT?! I... I just don't understand. It's okay to blow up drug dealers because they're the bad guys? I saw you guys ram into a police car and blow it up and then go home to party. What?! Maybe there's something about my brain that cannot make sense of this rubbish but... really, can someone explain this to me? Even if they're criminals that does not give you the right to kill them! Even Batman doesn't kill the Joker and he's a bloody psychopathic mass murderer. These are just drug dealers. WHATTT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
My dad actually tried to justify it to me by saying it was just a movie and logic must bend to dramatic effect and coolness. No. Just, no. I may be overreacting, but I just feel so insulted. You actually think that I'll take this crap?!

*deep breath* I had to get that out of my system. Okay. Calm now. Now I don't think I can really judge properly if I haven't watched the movie to the end, so I'll just post this first then watch the rest of the movie (or at least read the summary on wiki or something) and come back and comment on the rest. My brain really can't take it right now. I was hoping for something awesome to happen, like for them to kill some innocent civilians on one of their jaunts and for that to really shock them and make them come to their senses about what they're doing. Then they'll upgrade to decent superheroes and everybody will be happy. But I doubt that will happen. And Jay Chou? You say you learnt martial arts. ABSOLUTE RUBBISH. You don't even know the meaning of it, because you're violating the spirit of it completely. I hate you. Go back to your emo piano playing or whatever.

On a side note, I rather like the villain and how he's so casual about everything. Sure, he's over the top sometimes, but when that happens it's just plain funny. "Oh, I'll have to kill Kim myself. He's my friend." Nice going. Though the truck thing... you do know that you could just shoot them instead of trying to run them over right. Pshhh. Get some common sense or get outta the movie.

I'm going to look up the original Green Hornet because my dad says it's way better.