Anyway, I agree that it's a catchy song with stupid lyrics. They're becoming a common breed these days. And there are songs with awesome lyrics and trashy tunes as well. sad.

Just one thing to counter that:

Because, look at it this way. One of you has to die and the other has to a) mope for the rest of their life b) commit suicide or c) actually move on *le gasp* according to the strange laws that govern couples experiencing true love. Dying is obviously the easiest option, and one that takes the least effort, unless you are somehow stuck in the universe of Karoshi Suicide Salaryman, in which case, good luck and remember that 'K' is the key.

Quote from The Fountainhead, btw. I want that book. So much. Was scrolling through the wikiquote page absorbing all the awesomeness and trying not to read anything at the same time. NEIL GAIMAN DEPRIVATION ARGHHHHHHHH.

Reminds me, I need to hunt down this book called Fins for Feet. I don't remember what exactly was in it, except that it involved teleporting whales and the hair was wonderfully drawn.