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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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A thought just struck me. What happens to people who are afraid of blood but also women? I mean, periods are technically blood. And other gross things. So... Hypothetically, no woman over puberty is afraid of blood. So... What about people who would eat other people after smelling a few drops of blood? I'm looking at you, Jasper. Has Bella Swan not reached puberty at nineteen? Though I understand why it would be gross due to... er... you know. But still. I don't get why you don't nom her at least once a month. So.
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