My family and I had somehow become some vampire shapeshifter hybrid things. We could move really fast, morph to look like any other human and all that weird crap. We were in this nicely sculpted garden and my cousin decided to take the place of these guards standing there.

The thing about this dream is that I knew I was dreaming, and I was actually semi-conscious and could feel the bedsheets and something (my sister's bolster) pressing on my head and everything, but the dream just kept on going regardless.

So my cousin did some elaborate trick to scare them off and I was thinking "wow, I didn't know I could actually think up such great strategy in a dream". Er... I have no idea why either. Since we were enjoying our newfound powers we decided to break into this building with high security, I think it was a bank. We went into this airlock area with a transparent door and my cousins were making alot of noise and I was annoyed because we would be found out. We were debating whether or not to morph into the people we could see inside to infiltrate the place (because we had to wait for them to go away before we could go inside) when my dad changed his mind and took us upstairs to a futuristic wine cellar. They all started pouring glasses of wine and I was outraged and left saying "I don't want to get drunk and accidentally murder people. Besides, I don't drink."

Then I ran away onto a typical Malaysian road. After a while my family drove up all crammed into a small car and yelled "If you desert us, we won't give you food!" I yelled back "I'll go steal food!" before remembering that it wasn't ethical and yelling again "I'll pick food up somewhere!" then remembering that since I was this vampshifter I didn't even need to eat and telling back "I don't even NEED food!" but by that time they were too far away to hear me.

I somehow ended up in my old malaysian house and vaulted over the wall without any of the construction workers there seeing me. I remember my dream self thinking about a something from a twilight sporking comment, saying that vamps becoming invisible because they move so fast was ridiculous. Basically, I thought I was ridiculous -.-

After that I was running through an alley (please note this was dream running where I do not travel on two feet but lope along like an ape, my hands digging into the ground and propelling me forward, and the air resistance seems to change spontaneously so my speed is very erratic) when I hear my older cousin calling for me. Her voice was very desperate and worried but somehow it really scared me. She was asking me to come back home and I knew that as long as I kept running she wouldn't be able to locate me, but that woman just wouldn't be shaken off. Then I heard her talking to someone on the phone about feeding me to Krusty the Clown at which point I knew that there was a plot against me and I freaked out and woke up.

Why did I even record this... It's not exactly very original. A few days ago I had a dream about my relatives shutting my cousin in a box full of bees because they believed he wouldn't be stung... until he started screaming. In that one there were also special bracelets which allowed us to transform into different animals. Am I sensing a theme here?

I wish I could have cool dreams about underwater labyrinths and flat piranhas and glaring people with boxed teddy bears again. Not these freaky cliche ones D: