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I am meant to be doing chinese (and I am! honest) but I had to share this epic line from Shinjo Mayu's Haou Airen with you.

As usual, the girl is wondering whether the guy really loves her or not since he hasn't verbally enunciated his deep and undying adoration for her. (well, he forced a kiss on you, tore your shirt open, drugged you, kidnapped you, threatened you and abandoned you in a foreign city... I'm sure he loves you.) She comes out to find him asleep and then says:

But when I see how sexy his face is when he's asleep I feel okay.

... makes me wonder whether the mangaka is really trying to portray her as the weak character she is... but I rather doubt it.

Everyone who sees his dragon tattoo will die? How lame is that? He doesn't even cover it up! So people must be dying every time the wind blows, I guess -.- or does magically appear when he wills it to? or is it subject to the senseless laws of the shinjo mayu universe? No one knows.

On the other hand, there was this incident where some guys randomly came up in a car and started shooting at her abusive love interest. He shoots them both in the head immediately and then starts kissing her again. And what she says immediately is "I was so scared you would die!" Seriously? He just killed two people! Don't you have a sense of morality at all, girl? Then later, in the car, comes an even more epic line: "Why would they kill people? Why would they go so far? *boo-hooo*" You know what, THEY DIDN'T KILL HIM. HE KILLED THEM. GOODNESS DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?

Besides, she's the only one working in her family supporting some kid brothers and her sick mum. And basically she's telling them, "Yo, sorry that, you know, you have to depend on my salary for food and shelter and I promised to try and get you in a hospital and all, but my destiny demands that I abandon you to rot for this hot guy I met two days ago and am totally in love with. Seriously, he kills people and rapes me and is sooo sweet. So, yeah. Buh-bye." Such great reading material for teenage girls.

"Having sex doesn't necessarily mean love..."

YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS? I COULD TOTALLY TELL!

...He's teaching her a cool thing like how to shoot and defend herself and she's thinking about doing him. I love this woman.

Her arm wasn't even injured in the last panel! Don't just add a bandage to remind readers she was injured! We're not stupid, you know. Take the effort to draw some bruises. And goodness, please don't pass off those couple of lines as a bandage. As a red cross member I am deeply offended by this.

This made me lol so hard.
Before makeup
After makeup
The only difference is the supersparkly flowers in the background!
Shinjo mayu, you are hilarious.

Of courseeeeee the top mafia boss in hong kong must go to school too. So they can enact out all the school drama. And no, he's not worried about being assassinated and doesn't consider using his massive funds to employ home tutors. How perfectly logical.

Aaaand as expected, cries of "Oh, gosh, it's _____hot guy squeeeee!" echo around the school compound whenever they show their face. Like you don't see them every single school day of the year. Get over it.

... What's the purpose of him going to school if all he does is skip class and open some secret doorway to his mafia boss office? (then again, the same question remains unanswered about Twilight... >__>)

"How disgusting... Is this all a girl's life amounts to?"
... Why certainly. According to this manga, in any case. The possessive ass has finally made an accurate observation. I applaud you.

Why do all guys have the same face? It's getting creepier by the page.

It's weird typing in chinese.

going off-topic, I have been eating chicken rice and instant noodles for three days straight now. Life is wonderful.