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Tribute to It's Kind of a Funny Story, obviously. I know Craig is a fictional character but... I want to draw awesome maps like him please D:

On that note, I bought a book called Suicide Notes that had a similar storyline. This guy slit his wrists, got stuck in a mental ward for forty five days, and there's this girl called Sadie who tried to drown herself who obviously is going to get together with him. And it's all going great because he's a total smartass and I love him and then all the sex starts happening and everything is ruined.

Srsly, they have a total of ONE KISS before attempting to have sex. (they failed, thankfully.) Why are all my favourite characters ruined this way? Even though we teenagers possess raging hormones and such, writers don't have to try to cater to our needs by having every character make out. Sure, it's realistic, but I'm sure there are plenty of teens in the world who would rather not get into that stuff. (at least I'm pretty sure...) And they accuse us of dating too early, having sex too early, teenage pregnancy blah, when they are the ones egging us on -.-
And what pisses me off is that the character said it himself! "That's why teenage dating is so stupid, because it's doomed to fail." or something along those lines. That is why I love him. Then why in the world is he there having sex with a girl? I should've learned from Craig's example D< cannot fall for these characters, because they will all end up making out. ALL OF THEM. Even Ed got himself a gf and he's... the best D:

I'm going to tear out all the pages of making out and pretend it never happened.

end rant. going to new zealand. excuse me if I don't spasm in excitement.