Excerpts from a totally epic deviation I unearthed while waitinng for tuition:

The tall man just stood there, his waving hair flowing with the gentle summer breezes. His large muscles just wanted to burst free of the tight grip of his tuxedo.

...this is just... PFFT. I can't read that line all the way through without laughing. Who is he, superman?

"Well... I trust you." She told holding his hard abs, "But promise me one thing."

Holding his....
I was not aware that they could be held.

Sadly this lasted for only half a page D: But the scary thing is that I found it in the first few pages of most popular deviations of all time... hm.

To the author of this deviation:
No offence, but I LOVE YOUR WORK! THIS TOTALLY MADE MY DAY AND BROUGHT A SMILE TO MY FACE! LOVELY! PLEASE WRITE MOAR~~~~ <3<3<3

We all love A-Math.