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color me blind
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I AM SO JEALOUS OF GUYS RIGHT NOW GAH. Not that I want to be one, but even in these days of gender equality they still do have some benefits. - They naturally grow muscles during puberty. (According to D7.) How cool is that? I want that too! Instead I end up with menstruation, PMS and the feeling that your lower abdomen is trying to eat itself. Take your pick. - They have awesome hands. Like so... big and bony... and nice to draw. Compared to theirs my hands are meaty and... stubby. Ugh. Aliens have nice hands too. WHY. - No one forces them into a dress. - No one expects them to be attractive. How come we have to wear revealing clothing and put on makeup and all that crap while all they do is stand in the sun and be hot? Well unless that bedhead takes hours to perfect I don't see that they have to do anything at all. Most of them anyway. Still... maybe they do have to have abs. But abs are mostly just really gross. - They can anyhow sit and people won't scold them. How come there seems to be no such thing as immodesty for guys... how unfair. - They can do cool things like hitchhike and squat and become a hobo and no one really cares. But once a woman does that, it's immediately dangerous. My childhood dream has been crushed -.- because if I ever want to do that I have to lug a whole horde of people with me, and what would be the point then? Curse you and your muscles! Stop hogging all the coolness, dammit. [/teenage angst] |