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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Stolen from J who got it from her friend who got it from who-knows-where. Dear Best Friend: Sometimes people just go so well together. But all the memories I have of you are painful ones, when I laughed too hard and spewed the contents of my mouth all over the place. Thanks for bringing me up to speed during my many blur-moments and preventing me from being lost in the Middle of Nowhere forever. (And no, it is not a place dammit.) By the way, why in the world were we talking about boob sizes in the children book section? Shame on us. Dear Crush: I was wondering what your name means, actually. Crushed heart, crushed feelings, crushed ice? Ice kacang? Snow ice? Maybe I'm just hungry. Dear Parents: Despite all the high blood sugar moodswings, typical parent embarrassment, kite-flying fail and your refusal to let me have a pet snake, I still love you. And because of all those food-hunting nights, cake-slaying skills and you guys never freaking out over whatever stupid thing I've done of late, I love you even more. Sometimes I think you're even more childish than me. Keep on being awesome. My sibling: Please don't step on my bed anymore. I beg you. Don't touch my stuff. And for the sake of my sanity will you stop screaming in my ear? Dear Dreams: Want to play tag? Bring it on. Dear Stranger:I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. Dear ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush: Since you have not yet come into existence, I will not write this letter. When you do come into existence, however, please contrive to end it ASAP. For both our sakes. kthxbye. Dear Favourite Internet Friend: Hello. I wish you existed too. Dear Someone I Wish I Could Meet: Stephenie Meyer, you are invited to my tea party today. Please buy life insurance before you come. Oh, and bring some glitter. I have arranged a spectacular super-secret event just for you. I'll be waiting. Dear Someone I Don’t Talk To As Much As I'd Like To: Hello, Ali. Call me back when you're free to talk, okay? Dear Person Whom I Hate Most/Caused Me A Lot of Pain: YOU. Ultraman hammer. I do not like you. Grrr. Dear Deceased Person I Wish I Could Talk To: HELLO ADAM. Please tell me about all the interesting incidents in your life. I especially want to know your initial reaction to rain. A demonstration would be best. Please? I'm a relative of yours. Oh, and what happened when you first had diarrhea? Or when Eve got pregnant? Did you tell her to lose weight? Did you ride a T-rex? Was it fun? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. Dear Someone I Wish Could Forgive Me: I am very sorry for, uh, whatever I did. Forgive me? Dear Someone I've Drifted Away From: Even if it was a stupid promise, you didn't keep it. Dear Someone I Miss The Most: Don't change too much while we're apart, okay? Dear Someone Who's Not In My Country: Popsicle or lobster, your choice really. Dear Someone From My Childhood: Please don't mention all the embarrassing things we did back then. But don't forget them. Dear Person I Wish I Could Be: Yo. Dear Someone Who Pesters My Mind: Stop. Dear Heartbreaker: I'll be waiting for the ultimate heartbreaking experience. Don't disappoint me. One needs to experience it to write about it after all. Dear Person I Judged By Their First Impression: Hello, world. Dear Person I Want To Give A Second Chance To: It's not you, it's my own stubbornness. Dear Last Person I Kissed: You hardly kiss me back, but when you do, all the kisses I've given you are worth it. Dear Person That Gave Me My Favourite Memory: Lord of Dreams, whatever your name is, thanks dude. Dear Person I Know That Is Going Through The Worst of Times: Honestly, I can't make myself feel sorry for you. Dear Last Person I Made A Pinky Promise To: We were probably trying to twist each other's pinkies off. Well. Dear Friendliest Person I Knew For Only One Day: I still remember what you did perfectly. Even though I was pretty suspicious back then, I didn't mean it. I won't let it end here, I promise. Dear Someone That Changed My Life: We'll see if it's for better or for worse. Dear Person I Want To Tell Everything To, But Too Afraid To: It's best this way, because you should never know everything about someone. Dear Reflection: I'm still hoping a rat would emerge from you, someday. |