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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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UPDATE: Okay, after reading Jess' I felt that my Mary Sue Confession Time was a little too vague, and therefore I shall submit the full story for the lulz. Age 10: I had a whole horde of characters with cliched superpowers eg. super strength, super speed, rubber arms etc. There were like 20 of them and I could never really remember their names. I usually just make them talk to each other and imitate their voices before I slept (I sleep in a double decker bed, so you can imagine what it was like for the residents of the lower storey.) Age 12: I became obsessed with dragons after various MMORPGS and Eragon, which I thought was the BEST BOOK EVAR at the time. So here came a troupe of characters named (wait for it) Syeria, Airion, something-or-the-other fire guy and water woman and Elvarya. Yeah, five elements. Yeah, the names. Yeah, it was horrible. There was no plot whatsoever and they just went around the place doing cool things. I also made all of them immortal and part of royalty, as well as being descended from gods. I kid you not. I basically gave them random powers that appeared and disappeared at my whim and integrated in the plot of whatever fandom/movie I was obsessing over at the time. I also did crappy drawings of them, which I occasionally dig up and giggle at. Oh, and they had the ability to shapeshift into any dragon, bird, unicorn, phoenix or whatever funky thing I had in mind at the time. Awesome me. Age 13: I became exposed to anime at this point and created many ultra-powerful mary sues who inevitable were abused as children (typical anime plot) and they all died in the end. Hooray. Age 14: This is probably my most creative year. I read more books at this point and figured out what a plot actually was. Here came Sairys the ultra powerful summoner with her 20+ familiars which I could never remember either. She was the most powerful summoner in all the land and yeah, I wrote two chapters about her before abandoning the story. Heroic death and resurrection, yeah. Crimson/Azrael also came. the unbeatable angel-human thing plus her friends who have no personality at all. she was just there so I could, er, create some badass battles in my head. Involving blood spurting out of bodies. Whatever. Viede also came about around this point, but his story was terrible. A tragic character with a tragic past, who fell in love with Quinn and went to fight for DEATH against Irina. His clone or whatever gave him her horns and he got four horns and powered up and somehow defeated her. All other characters are just there for show. And he faded away tragically and Quinn was emotionally scarred forever. I think that was what happened, because I just dumped the story there. Zephyros and co. also came about her, but they are just basically character concepts because I simply cannot come up with a plot for them. Zephyros was really noble and protagonist material at first and then I reconsidered and she is now some kind of angsty, ruthless i-kill-people-just-cuz-i-can-and-you're-not-the-boss-of-me anti-hero. Well, this was embarassing. Out of all these only Zephyros and Viede's stories are surviving. and as a side note, J, your mary sues don't even seem like mary sues. And why are they all normal people? D: Okay, I had a dream where my parents gave me this snake as a present. It was in a box and I had to keep trying to keep it inside as it will eat people, but it started chewing on my hand and luckily it had its fangs extracted for some reason. It was red and black and white and yellow. yeah. I also had a dream where Giokting and Zhihui were making an elearning video for evacuation o.o I was feeling outraged because they were not the i/cs lol. Then some stuff happened and I woke up. I did mention the snake dream to my mum, but she just laughed and said "Not happening." Sad, really. I also realized, once again, that Percy Jackson is awesome, just because he has all the potential to become garystu - son of Poseidon, awesome powers, main character and whatnot - and yet he doesn't become one because he is such a loser that it's positively endearing. I just love his idiocy. Rick Riordan, you better come up with another book soon or your fans will be after you with tridents. I am sorry for all this crap spewing out raghrrrr. Viewer discretion is advised. Not like anyone reads this anyway. Except my imaginary friends, which are pretty much non-existent. Oh, and I think fighting fish who have lost their fighting spirit are just sad. Chem SPA whatever thing tomorrow. I do not get anything. I will fail chem. However, since my passing chem is very very improbable, it is thus almost guaranteed to happen in the near future. According to H2G2 logic. I hope it does not fail me. |