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color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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ARGHHHH JESS I HATE YOU. Ransom My Heart is killing me. I am going crazy. What is wrong with that woman seriously. If you don't want to attract people then stop being so bloody attractive! Burp after you eat. Fart in his face. Vomit soup on him or something. Unless he's so far gone that he finds your vomit sexy that should do the trick. But no. You sleep next to him in the haystack. Goodness, what's wrong with your brain? And I am supposed to believe that an oh-so-skilled huntress like you can't even get rid of this one guy. You have a freaking bow, my dear. Shoot him in the leg or something with your amazing aim or whatever. But nooo, all you did was jab him in the face or something and you didn't even run away after that. However, I do understand your plight. You want to do everything that I just said, but Meg Cabot will not let you and deliberately keeps you with that guy to increase the sexual tension. Uh-huh. We all know he's gonna rape you in the end anyway. And it's going to be consensual. In that case, WHY DON'T YOU BLOODY ADMIT IT ALREADY. Stop all that self-denial crap and just have sex and live happily ever after and then we will be done with this book. As it is, I'm not even through ONE THIRD of it. How torturous is that? Have you ever considered the feelings of your readers? As for the guy, I really don't know what to say to you. But if I ever meet someone like you, I will vomit in your hair and... and shave off all your hair. No, that defeats the purpose. I will stick chewing gum in your hair and I won't let you play with my Roboraptor no matter how much you plead with me. hmph. Plus, the fail attempts to make them speak in old english are driving me mad. Fie! |