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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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All right, let's do this because I feel like torturing myself. 001. Real Name → NEVAR REVEAL YER PARTICULARS ON ZE INTERNETZ! 002. Nickname[s]→ Ali, Alibaba, Small-eyed freak, whatever -.- 004. Male Or Female → Female. 005. Elementary → SVPS~ 006. Middle school → What? 007. High School → brrrrrrrrrrrr 008. Hair Color → Rainbow. 009. Long Or Short → Chopped off. 010. Loud Or Quiet → Loud in a quiet sort of way. 011. Sweats Or Jeans → looks like jeans but feels like sweats. Really. 012. Phone Or Camera → Depends on what you want to use it for.. -.- 013. Health Freak → As if. 014. Drink Or Smoke? → I drink milo. And I think smoking is quite cool actually if not for the harmful effects and blah. You blow smoke out like a dragon o.o hwarrrrrrrrrr. 015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → J wishes I did. 016. Eat Or Drink? → both. MEATBALL SOUP HAHAH. 017. Piercings? → Yes, though I just put ear sticks in them to make it easier to do sit ups. You need a grip on something, right? 018. Tattoos? → I've only had those crappy national day ones that flake off immediately. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...? 019. An Airplane → yes 020. A Car Accident → yes. Only minor ones though, and certainly not lethal ones... 021. A Fist Fight → no but I wish I was because that would be an enriching experience. FIRSTS: 022. First Piercing → P1 o.o 023. First Best Friend → someone who was short... LOL 025. First Award → I wish. 026. First Crush → It was probably a fictional character like Death. 028. First Big Vacation → Um o.o to the beach? 029. Last Person You Talked To → Dad. Asking whether I can use the toilet >__> 030. Last Person You Texted → Illu. 031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → *COUGH* ECLIPSE *COUGH*. 032. Last Food You Ate → Popcorn chicken. 033. Last Movie You Watched → NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 034. Last Song You listened To → Stuff by Jason Mraz. I know I'm way too slow but I realized that he is just awesome. Strangely I hate I'm Yours though... It's just weird. Come to think of it I don't really like any of his love songs. 035. Last Thing You Bought → ....Er. Chicken rice, I think. 036. Last Person You Hugged → My bolster? FAVES: 037. Food → CHICKEN AND WALRUS DIARRHEA IMMA CARNIVORE RAGGGGHHHHRRRR. 038. Drinks → Milk tea. I think barley in the can tastes gross. 039. Clothing → Shirt and shorts...? What else is there. 040. Book → Never going anywhere without it. 041. Music → anything floating around youtube. 042. Flower → Nightshade yay. Plus that other one I can't remember that makes you die while laughing convulsively. I'd like to die like that. 043. Colors → black, dark green, yellow, red atm. 044. Movies → Anything that doesn't involve kissing or mustachioed people walking around in suits. 045. Shoes → None. 046. Subjects → ART LIKE DUH. It's the easiest xD IN THE PAST YEAR I... 047. [ ] Kissed In The Snow (I hope whoever is stupid enough to do this dies of hypothermia.) 048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween 049. [ ] Had Your Heart Broken (Unlike mingen.) 050. [✓] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone (I was bored, alright.) 051. [✓] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (LOL.) 052. [✓] Came Outta The Closet (I hid in there to read a book. Unless this actually meant something else.) 053. [ ] Gotten Pregnant (MOODSWINGS LOLOLOL.) 054. [ ] Had An Abortion 055. [✓] Done Something You've Regretted (Not finding a way to make mingen's eyeball hair more colorful.) 056. [ ] Broke A Promise 057. [✓] Kept A Secret 058. [✓] Pretended To Be Happy 059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (what kind of busybody does that?) 060. [✓] Pretended To Be Sick (and failed miserably.) 061. [✓] Left The Country (...every week?) 062. [✓] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it. (not eating breakfast. It makes you eat recess faster. I don't care what health freaks say >D) 063. [✓] Cried Over The Silliest Thing 064. [ ] Ran A Mile 065. [✓] Went To The Beach 066. [✓] Stayed Single (>__>) CURRENTLY: 067. Eating → popcorn chicken... and didn't this come out before? 068. Drinking → waterrrrr 069. Getting Ready To → slack some more. 070. Listening To → I'm not answering this again. 071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → Slack off even more. 072. Waiting For → Homework to burn up in the sunlight. YOUR FUTURE: 073. Want Kids? → Kids should only be played with in five minute intervals. Any longer than that and they become extremely hazardous to your mental (and possibly physical) health. 074. Want To Get Married? → PISH. 075. Careers in mind → you mean homeless bum/mortician? WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL? 076. Lips Or Eyes → I do hope they have both at once... er. 077. Shorter Or Taller? → Average height. Then they can blend in. 078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → spontaneous like duh. 079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Are stomachs ever nice? They're like gross bags of acid and half-digested food. 080. Sensitive Or Loud → loud. 081. Hookup Or Relationship → Please no. 082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Troublemaker? HAVE YOU EVER: 083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → I lose contacts all the time (because of my small eyes.). luckily they're dailies >__> 084. Ran Away From Home → I RUN SO FAR AWAYYY 085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → An inflatable mace. I am not kidding. 086. Killed Somebody → you never know. 087. Broken Someone's Heart → I WANT TO DISSECT THE SHEEP HEART RAGGGGHRRR. Thank you, IC. This is so cool. 088. Been Arrested → no -.- DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 090. Yourself → yes 091. Miracles → nah. 092. Love At First Sight → eh-em. 093. Heaven → lol yes 094. Santa Claus → why wouldn't I? There are thousands on the streets. 095. Sex On The First Date → Woe be the day I believe in this. 096. Kiss → my feet. ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: 097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? I'm actually glad I'm alone now... 098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? I get by 099. Do You Believe In God → duh o.o 100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Ten People I TAG YOU. bye. P.S. Pinion is like Bella. |