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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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Warning: long rant ahead.
Okay, firstly. My font is not too small. Your eyes are. The end.Anyway, a word about oral: I don't get it, really. You go to an exam, talk about what people are doing in some fuzzy black and white picture, spit out your fabricated and politically correct opinions, making sure that they are in formal, pretentious english you're hardly likely to use in real life anyway, all the while trying to suck up to the teacher by greeting them and thanking them politely. What if oral was like this? Q: What are your views Singapore's two new casinos? A: This is just my personal and humble opinion, but it is none of my concern what they build or not. Firstly, I am not even eligible to enter the casino yet, and even if I did care about what they were doing, it is highly unlikely that they would take into consideration the views of a secondary student such as I. It would make a difference if there were a whole horde of secondary students voicing their views, but that's what facebook is for, and it nothing has come out of it as of yet. Also, people who do that are just annoying prats who stick their noses into things that don't concern them. Secondly, building the casino would give Singaporeans the opportunity to realize the disadvantages of gambling. The people who think they could strike it rich with a couple of throws of a die would be disillusioned, thus finally waking up to reality and becoming a better person. While doing this, the casino also gets to take their money, which is just killing two birds with one stone. It's like therapy, but even more effective. If all else fails and they do not receive enlightenment, I suggest hypnotism. Please do not tell me that this is illogical as my school and countless sappy dramas have told me that "When there's a will, there's a way". Well, you asked me for my views. Why is your mouth open like that? ... The answer is, it would be terribly refreshing. I lie a lot during oral exams. But too bad, all we can do is put on a straight face and lie the best we can. Secondly. Shinjo Mayu. ... That must have been the most traumatizing things I've read. I'll recount some of the parts that evoked in me an impulsion to create repeated physical contact between my forehead and the surface of my desk. Girl: Why are you doing this? (eg. stalking/confessing/giving creepy looks etc) Guy: Because you're pretty. Girl: Oh.... Really? I'm... pretty? ... Are you seriously so stupid that you took that as a compliment? You make me ashamed to be female. Basically every time the guy/girl meets, unless they're having an argument, this is what happens: Guy: I'll take you! I used to think this meant a fight or a kidnapping was about to happen, but apparently in the universe of shinjo mayu it means that someone's gonna have sex. Girl: No! Stop! Raping ensues, during which some thoughts cycle rapidly through my head. 'Punch him! Knee him! Spit in his face, just DO SOMETHING. Woman, what are you doing?! are you stupid? He's using one hand to take off his shirt and you won't punch him? What the heck? Stop saying no~ no~ no~ and do something already! ... I give up.' Seriously, why is their reaction so slow? You see a guy taking off his shirt = scream/run away/push him out of the window! not stand there like a bloody statue! Goodness. And also... I think girls in shoujo mangas have this special power where they can make their bra magically disappear when guys are groping them. Also, none of them even have the thought to call the police after getting raped. Really? Aren't they underage so that even consensual sexual intercourse is considered as rape? but no, calling the police doesn't even cross their mind, supposedly because they "liked it". From a stranger which they met like, 2 pages ago. Right. All the girls are portrayed as nothing but weak, horny sex objects that blush. Also, rape = sexy. No, really. Just no. If I'm alone in a room with a guy and he starts taking off his shirt, you can bet I'll run like crazy. Unless, of course, the guy's Robert Pattinson. Did anyone actually believe that? |