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color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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When I was home doing the dishes, I found myself using the methods we were taught to wash beakers and such in the chemistry lab. One day I am going to write a book 101 Evidences of Brain Damage Caused by Schools, based on real life experiences. The turgid eyelids will be included. As well as the time I started hallucinating while half asleep in class and 1. mistook a bottle for a man's head, 2. mistook a camera for a man's head, 3. had a split-second dream of a vampire tree sucking nutrients from the wailing soil, 4. thought that water was hydrochloric acid. I also like this band called The Hush Sound. Go listen to their songs, especially Wine Red and We Intertwined. Stuck in my head all through amath. I wonder, if people didn't look weird at people who talked to themselves, who would really talk to themselves? I find it an enriching experience. Though the conversation won't really make sense. mine usually go something like 'tun-tun-tuntun. Why's that guy staring at me? Sound can't travel that far. No. It's a - oh, no lol. FBA, ha-ha!' Talking to oneself should be introduced to therapy sessions or as a form of self expression. Hm, what was that? No, in fact I'm not a stranger to the milk tea bottle. Why do you ask? |