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Comrades, let us not be weary, instead being with good cheer and longsuffering! Even though the march holidays have gone, for most, terribly wrong, we must not look at our regrets of the past but look to the future with hope and joy! We must face the future and continue steadfastly in our quest to find, once and for all, the True Definition of Holidays and not be daunted by the teachers' blinding ignorance of the meaning of this sacred word! For their sakes, as well as ours, we must enlighten them, for they are speaking falsehoods when they say 'holidays'. Yea, hear the students' pained cries when they hear them chuckle 'Rest well, play hard, and enjoy your holidays!' This injustice must be corrected immediately, by the correction of the word usage of the teachers. The often misused word 'holiday' must be corrected to 'homeschooling day', when everyone pretends that the students are off enjoying themselves when the harsh and cruel truth is vastly different: they are at school for CCA, or at home toiling away at the endless stack of assignments, bewitched so that none other than the most diligent, toilsome of students may conquer them all! In summary, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Next up: June Holidays. I do not have high hopes for this one. |