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Okay, dream recount now. i was in my malaysia house, which is two houses connected together back to back. But the houses in my dream had less furniture than usual and the furniture was in weird places. Anyway, me and my parents were alone in the houses and it seemed like the middle of the night. Then at the back side of the house we saw this red and orange fiery glow coming up from the road and it turned out to be this fiery lion that was roaring and pacing about our gate. I was prepared to run away but my dad started to open the gate and go out to it. 'What are you doing?!' 'Oh don't worry, it's friendly.' 'How is that friendly?' In the end I ran away and the lion went away again. But then it came back a while later and when my father opened the gate it came towards me. Then when it was standing in the grass in front of me my dad told me to rotate my head in whichever direction it did, because it was twisting its head left and right. So I went like one of those animal trainer which go 'shhh calm down good boy it's alright' kind of thing, and then Lion: Hi there. Then I was laughing and glaring at my dad and saying 'You planned this all out, didn't you?' 'No, how could I do such a thing in such a serious situation' the lion gave us this baby in a bathtub, you know those plastic ones they always bathe you in when you're a baby, and it asked us to hide it from the other people. so we did it somewhere, I can't remember where, just in time before a jade and turquoise glow came up the road and a similarly colored lion was there, along with two similarly colored people, a guy and a woman. They came in and wanted to inspect our house, and we knew that we must hide the baby from them because they wanted to kill it. Since I was a kid they didn't take much notice of me so I went behind the house and pushed the bathtub to the other house just as they were leaving it. They didn't find anything so they left. We thought it was over then, but then they came back and asked to search the house again. I contemplated hiding the baby in the cupboard but it would be too obvious, so I draped the curtain over the side of it and placed the fan in front of it. there was a little space between the curtain and the glass door so it wasn't too noticable. then I ran by the grass patch along to the other house, and pretended that I had fallen asleep on the massage chair while drinking a packet of dutch lady milk (I have no idea why I did that). Then when they came in the woman was talking on the phone, most likely to her employer. She said that they were going to search the whole house again, and the employer was apparently getting impatient, and she said well what do you want us to do if you want to find the baby? Then she hung up and started laughing at me 'sleeping' saying that the milk will definitely spill. Then they finally gave up and left and I went up to my parent's closet and somehow teleported to another place through there. It was this festival sort of thing, except it was a huge floating one in water and makeshift streets and alleys were weaved around it, and gondolas and boats and everything were travelling in the spaces. There was music playing really loudly and Illu was with me, but I can't remember what we did. Then I was in my room and my cousins were there and we embarked on this quest where we had to collect as many silver items as we could. We searched the room and I found a whole load of silver under the quilt. But I remembered that greed was the death of many people in stories, so I left some under there and teleported to another place before my cousins. I ended up at the festival again and somehow it was called Singapore Youth Festival (LOL!) and Cindy was with me this time. We played a game where we had to take this bar and push it up the slanted board when there was an electromagnet attracting the bar back to the bottom. When I had finished there was a printed note that came out of a machine, which said 'Congratulations, you have good physical strength, but unfortunately you're ugly.' I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Then my parents woke me up and told me there was no art class because the sultan kinda like, died. |