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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I am a mob of angry sheep.
I'm bored. I go to taiwan tomorrow.Rules: 1) Answer the ones below and add up the numbers. 2) If you got a certain number, look for the word representing the number and repost this tag as "I am a _____." [x] - You like cheese. (CHEEEESE :D) [x] - You hate peanuts. (but I like peanut butter.) [ ] - You agree that this quiz is random. (not random enough.) [x] - You have farted today. (I just did 8D) [x] - You have choked on something. (I tried doing that thing where the tongue obstructs the airway. AND I FREAKING DID IT I'M SO AWESOME NO?!) [x] - You are a writer. (in name. wait, it's not even in name.) [ ] - You smoke. [ ] - You like to swim. (D:) [x] - You have farted more than once today. (Lol... Eating too much eggs gives you ammonia gas?) [x] - You like ice cream. TOTAL SO FAR = 6 [x] - You have lied more than 10 times. [ ] - You are an only child. [ ] - You have more than 3 pets. [ ] - You prefer water to other drinks. (I prefer milk tea hahah.) [ ] - You are an alcoholic. [x] - You are under 20 years old. [ ] - You are over 30 years old. [ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [ ] - You like jewelry. (allergic to metal. Plus, you have to keep removing them when you shower D: I vow not to become like you-know-who.) [ ] - You like the music genre rock. TOTAL SO FAR = 8 [ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. [x] - You like pirates. (POTC O___O) [x] - You like anime. (somewhat. I just hate girls like Nagisa.) [ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. [ ] - You take a prescription drug every day. [ ] - You have a job. [x] - You live with your parents. [x] - You like to eat eggs. (LIKE?! I FREAKING LOVE THEM O___O) [x] - You have a religion/you believe in a God. [ ] - You dress stranger than other people. TOTAL SO FAR = 13 [ ] - You have had diarrhoea in the past 2 weeks. [x] - You have eaten something odd before. (Um, french fries with yogurt... and various other things that shall not be mentioned. Green tea prata, paper? Oops I mentioned it. My bad.) [x] - You are bad at math. (HAHAHAHA) [ ] - You love electronics. [x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. [ ] - You curse a lot. (hopefully not.) [x] - You believe in aliens. (ALIENSSS) [ ] - You play video games. (Waste of time.) [x] - You have low self-esteem. [ ] - You carry a purse when you go out. TOTAL SO FAR = 18 [ ] - You like flowers. (Useless?! :D Except for nightshade hahah. ) [ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual. [ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (Pisces....) [ ] - You have used tarot before. [ ] - You believe in ghosts. (THE LAST GHOST AHHHH) [ ] - You believe in horoscopes. [ ] - You thought some jokes you read today was really funny. [x] - You have gotten some riddles right. (;D) [x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (Don't all fights involve fists? Unless it's like slapping and poking... o___o) TOTAL SO FAR = 20 [x] - You like fire. [ ] - You have fainted or passed out before. [ ] - You have a high school diploma. [ ] - You used to live in America. [ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot. [ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.(as if.) [ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco. [ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (:D?!?! [ ] - You sleep in the nude. TOTAL SO FAR = 21 [x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (I had nightmares about it.) [x] - You own a stuffed animal. (A horse. From Toy Story.) [x] - You like watermelon. (;D) [ ] - You used to live in Europe. [ ] - You have a fetish for something. [x] - You fidget a lot. [x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. [ ] - You won't re-post this quiz. [x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one. [x] - You have a brother. TOTAL SO FAR = 28 [ ] - You can cook well. [ ] - You like to party. (Please no.) [x] - You are a bad dancer. (I don't even hahah.) [ ] - You are a professional dancer. [x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat. (I was kinda chasing it actually.) [x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (Oh so many.) [x]- You have under 10 good, close friends. [ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz. [x] - You have run away from something. (FROM LI YUN O___O And ming en.) [x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (I bought X-Men 1, X-men 1.5 which I still don't know what the heck it is, X-Men 2 and X-Men 3? Wait I thought it was called The Last Stand or something. Ohwell. I have X-Men Origins also *squee*Though the wolverine guy is too hairy I like the guy with the cards. Forgot his name. But he's way better looking lol. ) TOTAL SO FAR = 34 [ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (Well I did it during class party and at least managed to finish it. And Elaine said my concoction was nice? I'mma genius.) [x] - You have done an odd experiment. (Too many to count?!) [x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (Kinda like when I found out the Marquis revived or fell asleep while standing and collapsed on the floor of the mrt?) [x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. [ ] - You have a step-mom or dad. [ ] - You hate to be tagged. [ ] - You have been a member to soompi for under 3 months. [ ] - You have a soompi addiction. You come here at least twice a day. (o___O?!?!) [ ] - Your hair is brown. [ ] - You love to eat candy. (not so much anymore. It makes me sleepy.) TOTAL SO FAR = 37 [ ] - You have dressed up for Halloween. [x] - You love cats. (BLACK CAT O WO ) [x] - You have a quirky personality. [ ] - You are a coffee addict. [ ] - You live near a body of water. [x] - You have had a toothache. (hasn't everyone in the era of candy.) [ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom. [x] - You like reading others' comments on this quiz [ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan. [x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (HAHAHAH) GRAND TOTAL = 42 Results: 0-25 = A spaceship. 26 = Corn. 27 = The Chosen One. 28 = A donkey. 29 = Flashlight. 30 = Weed. 31 = Stalker. 32 = Poodle. 33 = A turd. 34 = Pacifier. 35 = Chili. 36 = A continent. 37 = Bamboo. 38 = A Nissan Skyline. 39 = Paedophile. 40 = A rather large and smelly fish. 41 = Parachute. 42 = Mob of angry sheep. 43 = A clone of yourself. 44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler. 45 = Pincushion. 46 = Toilet seat. 47 = Ninja. 48 = Psycho passion fruit. 49 = Yellow snow. 50 = Flammable. 51 = A poison Easter basket. 52 = A dirty diaper. 53 = Mammary gland. 54 = A moose humping a guardrail. 55 = An illegal immigrant. 56 = Tofu. 57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz. 58 = Staple gun. 59 = Tail feather. 60 = A white rapper. 61 = A shotgun shell. 62 = Sexy as hell. 63 = A popcorn fart. 64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle. 65 = Fortune cookie. 66 = Barack Obama. 67 = Chinchilla. 68 = Weapon of mass destruction. 69 = An epic failure at everything. 70 = Sweat. 71 = Naughty nymphomaniac. 72 = Bicycle tire. 73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale. 74 = The Bubonic Plague. 75 = Turkey. 76 = Amoeba. 77 = A lice-infected hobo. 78 = The ruler of all evil. 79 = Horny toad. 80 = Fairy Godmother. 81 = Tuba. 82 = Anorexic llama capillary. 83 = Moldy snot. 84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe. 85 = Doppelganger. 86 = Future porn star. 87 = Unnatural disaster. 88 = Statistical database. 89 = Genital lice. 90 = Rocket launcher. 91 = Ruby vomit. 92 = Maggot. 93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat. 94 = Pudding. 95 = A gravy train. 96 = Santa Claus. 97 = Paris Hilton's big toe. 98 = Decaying insect corpse. 99 = Blood bank. 100 = Freak of nature and humanity |