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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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The tale of the journey to the very very east and the return from the journey to the very very east to the very very west.
TODAY!TODAY WAS! The day where we all went insane. Kind of. Just a little bit. Let's talk about what we did today. Firstly, Cindy, Illu and I went met at Home at 10 to eat cupnoodles. Nothing weird about that. Next, we went to the mrt station and took the mrt all the way from choa chu kang to pasir ris. Then we went to look for candy floss, but apparently they weren't selling that day. We bought earphones. Still normal. Then we ate mcdonalds. I forced myself to eat McWings again. Big mistake. Then, having nothing to do, we decided to go to changi airport. We were obsessing about how the escalators going up were side by side while screaming and touching the other escalator while going up. I was like the only person in shorts in all the three terminals. Figures. Then we went and got freaked out by the fan-flower-pieceofart-alien thing. Concluded that trees were mostly mutated broccoli while the rest were mutated celery. Then we went to the minitoons there. The salesguy keep stalking us and everything he said to us started with 'That thing you hold in your hand is...' It sounded to me like he was trying to keep us from shoplifting but according to Cindy he was just being kind so yeah. Illu was obsessed with watercoolers because she suddenly had a compulsion to keep drinking water. We went to this candy shop and bought kinderbeuno. Saw the planes. Considered cursing them. We went somewhere with the seats and sat down and started observing the passers-by. There was this old woman that suddenly came and pointed her super-long walking stick at the toilet sign and yelled 'HEY THE TOILET IS HERE!' in chinese. There were these three guys with guns. One was wearing blue uniform and the other two were green. We kept laughing at the last one because apparently he looked retarded, but he just looked short to me. We were wondering if we acted like terrorists they would shoot us. Or if we talked about bombs. By the way, the code-word for bomb is coconut. Or James Bond. Or something. (These events are not in chronological order due to my screwed-up brain.) Then there was this lao ah pek wearing very short shorts. Almost like FBTs liddat. And then we got up. So, The Legendary Tile Game started. We were only supposed to step on the black big tiles on the floor. And they were quite far from each other. I guess we must have looked quite a sight taking big steps on the floor, and swerving around in weird directions to find the way to the other side. We seriously cross the whole length of that freaking huge place doing this. And everyone was staring and the cleaners were gossiping about us. And one of my maneuvers caused me to go quite close to this group of people and I was like, 'Sorry excuse me...' and they were looking at me like, there's this huge space right next to us why do you die die have to squeeze through here? But that was the only way through. And the airport was so damn quiet, so on one of my more ambitious leaps my slipper slapped the floor and everyone heard it... >_> We made it all the way to the sky train without getting arrested. Surprisingly. I was commenting that if we got arrested the police would be calling our parents like this: 'Ah, hello madam, you know your daughter was just caught engaging in suspicious activities at Changi Airport Terminal 3. What was she doing? Well, she appeared to be traveling across the hall by leaping from one black tile to another, but the police suspect that it might be something more sinister. We're interrogating her and her accomplices now.' But tile hopping is seriously tiring. They should make it into a sport. And it requires strategy and planning ahead as well as jumping skills. At least we got to practice our standing broad jump skills. After that, we collapsed at this pillar which had a comfortable carpet around it. While Illu was smsing we ran away to hide behind this other pillar. According to her it was really obvious, but I thought we were stealthy enough. When she started coming over I went to hide behind a potted plant, then we ran down the escalator but she caught me. 'Cindy, just go... Don't care about me... I'll slow her down for you... Just save yourself!' And she slapped me on the back and I died a heroic death in Changi Airport Terminal 2. Anyway, after that we kinda rode the sky train to Terminal 1... Then I forgot what we did there. Oh but we saw this guy who was running with his back to us, then he suddenly stopped and took off his shoes and continued running in his socks... It's so movie-like that we kept laughing. And we were trying to walk backward on the not-escalator thing to Terminal 3. Then we were basically dead tired and went back to cck. Apparently according to them when I wake up my eyes look like demon eyes. With double eyelids. Well that's just... weird. In the end, guess what? We didn't buy bubble tea, or candy floss, or manga figurines which is what we went there for. I would've liked to get the one of Zetsu though. The end. I'm tired. |