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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Okay, so I have to draw this wedding card for my cousin's wedding registration. First step: Research. Uh, types of flowers used for weddings. I abhor roses. Daffodils are too... crease-ey. Tulips look retarded. Hydrangeas look weird. Something is wrong with my mouse. I told my dad not to get wireless. Calla lilies are my favourite. Gerberas have too many petals. Second step: Draw all the bloddy petals. Enough said. Third step: Gathering resources. AKA, running around all over the house collecting stray markers and trying to find a ballpoint pen (I succeeded, surprisingly). Fourth step: Ink everything. ... My congratulations is wobbly. Ball point pen ran out of ink. What is wrong with this thing? Why can't it be like Daemus' pen which has an infinite supply of ink which never gets stuck? Daemus' pen should be a role model for all ballpoint pens. ... Lord Biro. That will be its name. hahah I'm so smart not. Why is my hand so shaky? Is it an early symptom of Parkinson's disease? I can't even trace. Fish. I think I also forgot how to use a ballpoint. I'm sleepy. The milk candies only cost 30 sen. my eyes hurt. It's been an hour and I'm still inking. Stupid daffodils. 'Alison, you know what?' 'What?' 'I pay RM3.50 and get a POP-UP card you know?' 'GRRRR.' Coloring now. My hand freaking hurts. Done. I bulldozed through the last part. So sleepy. ... Sometimes being known as a scribbler isn't very nice. |