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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Name something you hate. Um. Romance novels? hahah. Ever kissed in the rain? Why does everyone think that is romantic? Because your saliva dribbles away with the rain? What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches? Um. It's hard to choose. I kind of like spiders, and snakes are nice if they're behind a glass wall or non-venomous, and cockroaches are fine as long as they don't fly. Would you rather do the dishes or clean your bedroom? Clean my room. It's fun to rummage through the archaeological layers of junk. What are you doing tomorrow? Nothing. Do you understand football? American football? Well I read eyeshield 21 hahah. Who's bed did you lay in last(that wasn’t your own)? My parents'. Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with a K? I have not kissed anyone. On the mouth. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J, K, L, M, C or D? Does Little Anne count? hahah. Someone phones you at 3:00 AM; who do you expect it to be? I expect it to be my nemesis calling me to say that he has kidnapped my venusflytrap Zetsu and wants me to surrender to him in a cave in New Zealand so that he can turn me into grated cheese. In a dream. What do you hear right now? A cat. The fan blowing mosquitoes away. Chatter from next door. Would you be okay if your boyfriend/ girlfriend was friends with an ex? I don't really care. When is the next time you'll fly on a plane? 4 December. Is English your first language? No, it's zombie-frog. SAME AS LY HAHAH. Are you afraid of 2012? I don't believe in world apocalypse. Do you go to church? Duh o___o Are you uncomfortable with being photographed? Yes. I don't mind candid shots, I just don't like having to pose with a cheesy smile on my face and make my eyes go all small HAHAH. (Wait, why am I starting to laugh LY's weird laugh? NOOOO D:) Have you ever been engaged? .... I shall not answer that. Will you cry at your wedding? That's just stupid. If I would cry then just call off the wedding la. Maybe I'll cry because I'm too sleepy since apparently my wedding is gonna be at midnight o_o Maybe I'll hold it in a deserted alleyway and play pranks on all the guests when they start arriving, that sounds so romantic hahaah. Have you ever had someone lay his/her head on your chest and listen to your heart? I'm reminded of Tarzan. No. That would be like, sexual harassment. Have you ever been addicted to something that was harmful to your health? Um. Fast food? Would you rather watch the Disney Channel or the Discovery Channel? Discovery Channel. Disney stuff these days... hurt my eyes. I would want to watch animal planet though o___o I still like that show about snakes whose venom solidify blood and another one about lions. Explain your relationship status: Non-existent. Enough said. Have you had sex with more than 25 partners? Never did, never will. That is just disgusting, I remember that guy on Moment of Truth Elaine made me watch who had sex with over 100 partners and kept a spreadsheet with their names o___o. Would you ever get a tattoo? Nope. Last person you talked to on the phone, what about? Chikhay... Something about SFA or Flag Day? What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? The cold bedsheets feel so niceeee ~ Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. now I have. Have you held hands with anybody in the past week? Yeah. My parents. Have you held hands with anybody today? No. I promised my dad I'd never get embarrassed to hold his hand no matter how old I get. I get some pretty odd looks though lol. He said maybe people think he's a pedo :D Have you ever had a panic attack? Um no. Not really. Unless you count my mind crashing and me sitting there and trying to get my mind to start up again. What color are your eyes? Black. I think. I don't stare into my own eyes you know. (EDWARD'S EYES THESAURUS LOLOLOL.) Are you a morning person or a night person? I'm always sleepy. I'm a rainy/cold weather evening kinda person. Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them? No. I just treat them weirdly. Do you swear a lot? Trying to get out of that habit. But emphasis comes with damn and bloody and stuff. What was the last thing you bought? Um. I can't remember. Probably a swimsuit. We bought one of those that are like a shirt and pants together in a set. Then we went home and told my dad I bought a two-piece swimsuit. Then he went really quiet and said 'Alison, why did you buy a two piece swimsuit?' Then I shows it to him and it was hilarious. Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? RUTH HAHAH. Do you always answer your phone? Not in church hahah. If the last person you kissed moved away, would you be sad? Prolly my dad, yesterday night. so yes like duh. Your phone rings, what do you say? ...H-Hello? *suspicious tone* Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Talk to as in 'Um, hi, I know you right?' or like heart to heart pour your guts and soul out talk? If it is the latter, no. Was last night enjoyable for you? It was. The aircond was cold. Who did you last eat Chinese food with? Parents prolly. Timsum last sunday. Do you have any plans for the weekend? I don't plan. Have you ever read Twilight? ... *is scarred for life* Do you get drunk every weekend? Never got drunk before? Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon? YES AND I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF HAHAH. Ever go camping? Yeah. Who do you tell the most to? God? But there's nothing to tell really. What is the next concert you're going to? Prolly the one with a band of old-ish people but their music is really nice and my aunts and uncles are bringing me there. Have you ever faked sick? No, I lack the ability to. Could you use some sleep right now? Anytime, dude. Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? My dad? When I was old enough to kiss I suppose? What was the last pill that you took? Vitamins. Has anyone ever crawled through your window? No hahah. There's something about flats that disagrees with crawling through windows. What kind of pants are you wearing? knee length shorts? I don't know what brand just that there's the letter F in the corner. What year do you graduate? I graduate from life in the year I die. or I may have failed out of life. who knows. Aren't I being philosophical today. Would you rather have no heat in winter or no A/C in the summer? A/C IN SUMMER LIKE DUH?! Did you sleep alone last night? No.. In my parents' room o___o Wearing any bracelets? I don't like bracelets. Unless they're this communicating device which connects by wireless to another bracelet which is really kewl. Anyway I'm allergic to metal. Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough? YES HAHAH. Spell your name without an L. Aison o__o It's quite nice la. Did you copy and paste this survey? Yes lol. Who would copy it o___o Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Pink highlighter? My tuition teacher gave it to me from a pack she asked her friend to steal from her office apparently. Do you consider yourself a study freak? You think? Are your parents together? Yes o___o. Lakes or Oceans? Oceans. People get killed at lakes. If your friend told you what was on their mind, would you blow up at them? Like what? Chocolate icecream? I wouldn't o___o. Do you go out of town during the Summer? ... It's always summer here. So depressing. Do you have any Mozart on your iPod? 1. I don't have an iPod. 2. I've never listened to Mozart. Last time you went to the beach? A long time ago. Name every sport you've ever done: Too lazy. Where is your mother? Next door? Do you drink beer? Never o___o. Have you ever been to Build-A-Bear? whatisthat. Do you drink Mountain Dew? No. I only know about it due to Transformers, because there was a vending machine with Mountain Dew on it in Revenge of the Fallen in the guy's room and there was this art thing on the pavement with Bumblebee holding it and I have no idea why I noti Do you know your moms maiden name? Obviously. Are you wearing matching socks? Barefooted FTW. Have you ever traveled out of your country? ... Yes... Like every week... o___o. Do you know any Spanish? I don't know. I only know from when my brother was watching Dora (LOL.) Like uno dos or something. What grade are you in? Secondary 2 If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Autumn. Windy and cold. (Y). Do you sleep with the TV on? I don't watch tv. What are three ways to win your heart? 1. Fried eggs. 2. Taiwan fried chicken. 3. Win my heart. P.S. McFlurry. Do you like lightning? Yes. Have you ever cut someone else’s hair? MINGEN HAHAHAH. Last person you said ‘i hate you’ to? LY? Mingen? Who knows. Rain or sunshine? The almost rain or almost sunshine part. :D Last stupid thing you did? I can't remember. Biggest turn off? SPAGHETTI. I don't know why I said that. Maybe it would be sappy-mushy romantic-ness. Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? Past tense then it's okay. What’s your biggest turn on, physically? Uh. Uh. Uh. Deformities? Would you have sex with someone you weren’t dating? If 'weren't dating' referred to marriage then like duh o___o. Have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them? No. Have you ever dated someone more than once? No. Do you like cuddling? It sounds too... weird. Do you hold grudges? No. I have short term memory in those terms and in normal terms as well hahah. Missing someone? Maybe. How important are looks? In truth I don't really care. But if you look suspicious then of course I'll be suspicious of you hahah, Would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice? I'd not date anyone unless they were crazy like me. Would you fight over someone you wanted to be with? Why go to so much trouble. just let whoever it is do whatever they want. Do you kiss on the 1st date? Geh D8 That totally sounds like Zoey. No she would kiss the random homeless guy she met on the street after about 3 seconds if she were desperate enough. If someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them? Nope. There's more than one person you can really love. Some random girl comes up to you and says “who the hell are you”? What do you say back? 'O____O I'M YOUR WIFE DAMMIT!' *run away crying* Are you spoiled? According to teachers or adults who think they're smart, everyone's spoilt now. Not like it's our fault right. Name three things you would not tolerate in a relationship? Cold logic, dishonesty, wet blanket -ishness. did you miss anyone today? Maybe. last person to see you cry? Myself. Who/what last made you cry? Um myself? I do that sometimes. Are you a forgiving person? I hope so. Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend? What NO o___o just let her have him la. And if he's like Zoey punch him and stuff him in a trash can. I’ve come to realize the last person who gave me a hug… Is my dad who feels he' old at the age of 40 plus. Are most of your friends guys or girls? Girls. how long does it take you to get ready to go out ? Grab my wallet and phone, go to the toilet (I AM TOILET WOMAN HAHAH), hide emergency food in pockets, wear my shoes. How long can that take? How many people do you know of named Adam, who are they? Adam, the one in Genesis, whose wife is Eve. That's it. Are any of your friends cheerleaders ? that's so... weird. I've never met one. What was the last thing you burnt ? Plastic? What is your full name? I forgot. Do you straighten your hair every day? o_o. Are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip? I only rant about fictional characters hahah. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? I hope I never fall to that state. Please no. I aspire to go out for dates (if ever, which is unlikely) with only the going out routine described above. And maybe a water balloon. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? I only cried while reading the Book Thief or The Knife of Never Letting Go, never a movie. Or maybe during transformers because sam treats bumblebee like crap D: I was so mad. Oh wait, that's not a romantic movie. nevermind. Would you leave the house without makeup on? Um duh. I wouldn't leave the house with makeup on. Are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle? I am an unknown species and I blatantly refuse to be classified. Is pink truly the best color in the entire universe? ... You think. What’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own? Jacket. It's warm. What color(s) do you absolutely despise? None. Have you set your hair on fire? o_o. no. Do you wear sweat pants? guesso. Do you know anyone who has lost their virginity? My parents, my relatives? Doesn’t 50 Cent suck? What, the coin? It's nice and big what. Do you act gangster? No? Ever made a prank phone call? YES LOL. Me and my friend called another friend and pretended that we were being kidnapped by our english teacher. That was during P6. Last kiss? Yesterday. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Artist, vet, writer, mortician, undertaker, surgeon, homeless bum, illustrator currently. All sorts of things hahah. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a guy? I never spent a night with a guy that is not related to me before. Maybe -AHEM- sleeping? What else is there to do at night? >___>. When did you first start feeling older? When I started feeling useless and goodfornothing and depressed. What do you hate about your school? Nothing much really. Except they're weird and stingy. Have you lost a friend recently? No o_o Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? No hahah. Is it easier to forgive, or to forget? Neither. do you give out second chances too easily? Who knows, wanna try? Is your best friend pretty? Who knows. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yes lol. Can you make yourself cry? Nope. I can make myself sad until I'm breathing hard but I can't cry at all. gah. I need some eyedrops. Is your life simple or complicated? depends. Are you easily confused? maybe? Are you taller than 5′4″? :D:D:D:D:D:D. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap? Maybe. Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? um yes? Does everything really happen for a reason? Everything happens because it want to happen and therefore it happens. Reason enough for you? I need to search for camp stuff. |