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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Last night, while driving down the malaysia causeway. 'Why are all the streetlights off?' 'Oyah' 'They want to conserve energy la. Save the earth, prevent global warming.' 'The streetlight so pretty, with the flowers and the flags and all, but no light' 'Irony?' 'No, they spent all the money on the streetlamp and no more money to buy lightbulb' 'ahaha' 'No la, they say their streetlamps only turn on during the day one!' Malaysia boleh. |