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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I was supposed to do this a long time ago, but I'm lazy. Since my characters have to be tragic heroes (like Macbeth! <3) so they have to have fatal flaws. Well they're not really tragic, because they're kind of retarded but well. Fatal flaws--- Sairys: Over-confidence/overestimating herself/underestimating her enemies This was how she lost to the antagonist in the first place. Because she's the strongest in the world, she thought she'd be able to beat him easily. But he was from her home world, where there's always someone looking to kill you, and he definitely is stronger than her. Viede: Relies on himself too much This could all have been avoided if he had thought of fighting Irina in a team. -.- Akage: Her temper She goes ballistic at every slight trigger. Did I forget to mention this? Ohwell. When the Wind Blows. Is the most. Ridiculous book. I've ever read. You see, they were captured by this group of crazy bio-scientists. They were locked up in a cell. Guess what they did? Not trying to form an escape plan, not planning what they should say were they interrogated, not worried about impending death and doom to the world. They were having sex. WHAT. THE. FISH. Why that of all things? I mean I know they claim to love each other but this is freaking retarded. I might have been a little bit more understanding if they were playing I-Spy or rock-paper-scissors to pass the time but, sex? PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE PEOPLE. Get your bloody priorities right. And you know what that woman said after they finished having sex? 'I think I'm falling in love with this guy.' ... Excuse me, are you saying you just had sex with this guy whom you have not even fallen in love with? I was hoping for one of their captors walking in on them while they were doing it. I'd like to see their reactions. But I'm sure they'll blow it off like they were just caught talking about political issues. I feel like strangling someone o_o I envy Max though. It's good to be flat-chested. So much less troublesome. And I just realized that Max'a IQ is only a stupid 180. While Artemis' is 200+ if memory serves.. Ahaha, so of course they can't compare to him at all. Whenever I read about their stupid childish antics I feel a strong desire to read Artemis Fowl again (though I must admit it is not as complicated as those real evil genius books) just to see some decent schemes for once. I ended up reading Ender's Shadow (since Bean is smarter after all, and I don't have Ender's Game). See, Bean is the real example of a genetically altered genius. At least he can apply his intelligence to more things than humor, irony, or FILING. I'm sure people are telling me to shut up now so I shall just go and rant to my pet rock. It agrees with me. |