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color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Haha I decided to dedicate a post because it's the last day of school after all. It's kind of different from primary school, where all we thought about was FINALLY FINALLY WE CAN GO HOME AND NOT COME BACK. But all the screaming was.. rather weird... And I'm all drained now from being hyper. Not that anyone'd notice. Throughout these two years, these are the memorable things that I've learned: 1. That pigs can fly. 2. That berries contain anti-oxidants. 3. How to speak in zombie-voice. 4. How to speak in zombiefrog-voice. 5. How to speak zombiewhale. 6. How to speak in my normal voice. 7. How to make the ultra-sonic high pitched scream. (for a while, anyways,) 8. Bush-head. Enough said. 9. That the walk to school consists of the Roads to Heaven, Hell, Reincarnation and the Rotunda of Doom. 10. That mashed potatoes is actually walrus diarrhea. 11. That global warming kills the penguins and walruses so we won't be able to enjoy walrus diarrhea anymore. 12. That we can do a PBL project and learn that we did the wrong topic after the presentation. 13. That PBL is a Joke. 14. The Art of Poking. 15. The Art of Making Oneself Immune to Poking. 16. That the ending of the world gets you marks when mentioned in essays. 17. That acid rain does not get you marks when mentioned in essays. 18. That the small intestine has finger like appendages called villi that increase the total surface area in order to increase the rate of diffusion. 19. That sugar solution from the science lab is nice to drink. 20. That drinking sugar solution from the science lab won't kill you if done moderately. 21. That we must learn to have self-control. 22. That Reversi pieces are really Oreos in disguise. 23. That teeth can ejaculate. 24. SUSPENSE!!! 25. That JingYing is unable to have an orgasm. 26. That LY is a frog/hamster. 27. That buttons can be used as chess pieces. 28. That the Ruffles will probably never be repaid. 29. That 7-11 is ripping us off through their freakishly expensive cheese sausages. 30. That Terrorist School will be established by Elaine along with WCCA (World Class Cleaner Academy). 31. That WCCA (World Class Classy Airconds) will be established by Ming Anne along with TBBAOF (The Bored Bored Association of Freaks, pronounced as Teh Bao-ff and not as Tabof.) 32. That Ming En's hair traps radiation which frys her brain. 33. That Cheese pwns Chocolate. 34. That LY actually has a -insert large amounts of coughing here- tender temperament. 35. That Marquis de Carabas pwns Jace in terms of non-angsty-ness. 36. That it's a beautiful day. 37. That it's also a sunny yellow banana day. 38. That Elaine can apparently describe with more detail than Ming En, according to the above two statements. 39. That good music can be found through english comprehensions (Dies Irae). 40. That a certain someone should really wear a bra. 41. The answer to 'Is-a-bell-a-Swan?'. 41, one for every person in our class. Actually I'm just too lazy continue. And I can't remember everything from our crazy conversations. I feel like making clear our family relationships. Bubu is the father of Charly/Charlie Hickey Piggy. Bubu is the father of half the people in America. Charly/Charlie Hickey Piggy is the sister of half the people in America. Bella is the mother of Charly/Charlie Hickey Piggy. Bubu is suspected to be pregnant due to frequent mood swings. Bubu had an affair with Bobo until they realized that they were long-lost twin brothers. Bubu was accidentally engaged to Jingying. Bubu was almost divorced with Bella. Ming En is a news reporter. Ming En is also a lawyer. Mingen is also John-john. John-john is married to Elizabeth Swatspoo, also Celeste. They are having problems with their marriage. Mingen divorced herself. Mingen ejaculated. Mingen's father is Snape. Her mother is a bushcloud. All water is semen. Mingen is also a rapist. Mingen will, as a law-abiding lawyer, charge herself for rape. Mingen is a wanted fugitive with a reward and curly hair. Bella had an affair with Mingen. We are one happy family. |