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(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Me and my aunt went on a mosquito hunt just now with our trusty electric badminton racquet. Usually I'm just there as the bait, but this time I zapped quite alot too 8D It turns out that fighting with the punching bag (or with my dad) trained my reflexes alot. Stupid mosquito, I can zapp you to the netherworld now! My other aunt said it sounded like firecrackers popping. And you can smell the charred smell from there. I somehow imagine this Mosquito Slayer game. You start out at the 2nd floor bedroom with a Basic Flyswatter. Then you start killing Lesser Mosquitoes to up a level before advancing to the corridor. If the mosquitoes suck all of your blood, you die. You also die if you are bitten by the mosquitoes that carry malaria/dengue. The mosquito repellent patch can cause the mosquitoes to stop attacking for three turns. Also, you must empty any pails/flowerpots/vases of stagnant water as you pass the level to prevent mosquitoes from attacking you from behind. As you advance, you gain new weapons such as the mosquito coil that immobilizes every mosquito within a 5 meter radius, the Basic Electric Badminton Racquet, the Superior Electric Tennis Racquet and the Super Electric Zapper that each have a bigger range and can kill more mosquitoes at one time. There will also be stronger enemies, such as the Greater Mosquito and the Jumbo Mosquito and the Vampire Mosquito and the Mosquito Swarm and the Vampire Mosquito Swarm(boss). You can also recruit a friend to come with you and he/she will help you to spot and point out the hiding mosquitoes. The more and more bites you get, the more turns you will miss (because you have to scratch them). However, after you have battled your way down to the storeroom at the first floor, you find the awesome divine antidote: Mopiko. ... I'm probably getting a little carried away but, that game sounds hella fun. Maybe I'll make it with my friend. We promised to run away when we're eighteen and make a shop selling time machines in desks and floating goggles. I'm also teaching class at my church next year. The students are my bro, my nephew (same age as my bro) and this other kid. I guess it should be ok since it's only the ten commandments. I hope I don't scream at anybody o_o |