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Random posts of updates. I really regret buying Evermore. At first it was because Ever was a nice name. But she is the most hatable character in my whole entire reading experience. Really, the only good points about her is that she can see auras and wears hoodies. Other than that she sucks to the core. For one, whenever she meets Damen (which is such a stupid name, but at least better than Damien which sounds like Big Noodle) I feel like puking. And I keep going in my head: punch him punch him punch him. Because that's what I would have done, he is So Freaking Annoying. I mean, making a tulip appear in someone's lunch box? That is really retarded, but Ever is behaving like the typical lovestruck girl and being attracted to him all the same. Please la, if you feel the silences when he touches you is weird THEN JUST SOCK HIM IN THE FACE AND HAVE DONE WITH IT. And I don't care that he apparently has superb art skills, because he's just a copier and a big fat loser. I hate him. And I haven't even made it to 100 pages. And Ever is just a regular bitchy girl trying to act like a tomboy. Seriously, she even promised Haven that nothing was going on with them when it so obviously is even to her. Well. Maybe she will get into another accident and die in the next three pages. And the rest of the book will be about her wandering in the afterworld, so I can skip all that after her gory death. If not I'll probably combust. Especially if she gets intimate with Damen. I got to the point where I would flip to the front of the book where there is a picture of her holding tulips and glare at her. She looks so okayish from there. I guess I was wrong and shouldn't judge a book from its cover. Once I read the summary I knew it was going to be a super soppy romance novel like twilight or house of night, but never to this ridiculous extent. In conclusion I hate Ever and Damen. On second thought, I hate Haven and Miles too. I mean, one is gay and one is goth and obsessed with vampires. Give me a break. I feel like I'm torturing myself whenever I read about them. 'The only thing she knows to be true is that she is falling deeply and hopelessly in love with him.' We've heard this all in twilight before. In a long winded way. So why can't we have a couple that does normal things instead of all this starcrossed love whatever, like throwing banana splits at each other and debating between IKEA chicken and taiwan fried chicken? I'm so insulted because the author's name is Alyson. Remind me never to write a book like that. Though most people would be drooling over it or whatever. Seriously what's so fun about reading about a girl who keeps staring into this guy's eyes and getting electric shocks whenever they touch and all the while not doing a single thing about the fact that he doesn't have an aura and is obviously evil because she is so freaking dumb? I can't see it, whatever it is. Done ranting. Oh I went to watch G.I. JOE. It was awesome. I like Snake Eyes. He's better than all those other people. Since he's smart and knows kung fu o_o Oh but it's quite similar to Artemis Fowl in some ways. Like the technology. One is the camoflauge suit, which I was shouting in the cinema about. Then the plasma floor thing. Which shocks people. btw Snake Eyes is kewl at that part. Walking on hands? Then the guy was like 'You must disable the code blablabla' Snake Eyes: *stabs controller with knife* '... or you could just stab it.' Lol. You know I just realized that my head is always tilted to the right? After looking at photos. I don't know whether it's to keep m fringe out of my face or because it's permanently like that from reading the titles of books off shelves. Btw my phone is kind of stupid. No matter how many times I type book (trust me it's alot of times) it still always comes up with 'cool'. I'm bored. And I haven't studied for geog. I should probably go to sleep now. |