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I can't stop watching the Baman Piderman things. Even though it's lame it's funny for no particular reason. Maybe it's the sheer randomness/pointlessness of it. *phone rings* Baman: Hey, this is Baman. Piderman *stands on ceiling*: Hey Baman I'm Piderman. Baman: Hi. Wanna watch a movie? Piderman: Okay, but my boots are all sticky. Baman: That's okay. Baman: I believe this is your sandwich? Piderman: Oh yeah that's mine. the end. Lol I don't know why but it's freaking funny. You have to watch it to get the full impact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-TQdN40Dk&NR=1 Baman: *runs out* *cartwheels* *flop.* Lol. We went on a night walk around sv today! Keep out of dark and deserted places lol. I still hate what they did to magipeace. Then Illu only realized that the gates read SV now... talk about slow. I'm still ashamed of that Allen Walker I drew. His mouth is totally off. But because his head is tilted you can't see it, but his mouth is really on his cheek. Tsuna's hair is on fire! ah. And Sasuke looks like a girl as well as being a chickenhead. I think I offended alot of people in this post. And we had a summary on why Allen Walker is gentlemanly. 1) Why is Allen Walker gentlemanly? Allen Walker is gentlemanly because he love the human race/helped Lenalee up the stairs/a whole flood of other reasons I can't recall at the moment. Maybe because he has white hair? And his activated eye looks like an eyeglass too. Those things old men wear. Right? I know I am *nods* Ah, I'm reading Saiyuki. I wonder if it's nice. warning: long long rant ahead. Arabella is a person that is sixty-three is memory serves, and she is dating her student who is also sixty plus and has white hair, and she slept with him not six months after she met him and she doesn't even know a thing about him like his family background or even his favourite food and she spends her free time swooning over his old man looks and his fancy clothes and gentlemanly behavior. And what do I read after getting through all that? Arabella: I'm not a slut if that's what you're implying. The guy: No one can accuse you of being easy. That guy's name being Chuck is the very last straw. Ha-ha. Very funny Chuck. If she's not easy then what am I then. This book is driving me crazy. Arabella is wallowing in self pity because her mother is dying and she says that because of that reason she can't have sex with Chuck, but in the end she did anyway so what is the point here, and she is still pretending that she's not wallowing in self pity and she even says she does not like herself to wallow in self pity. Even Byron who thinks of sex all the time is better than her, because well, at least he's being honest about it. The frustration built up from reading this book led to a discussion with Illu about the bitchy people in books (mainly Zoey Redbird ((why did I type Zoey Nightray just now? nooo Gil and Vincent!)) from House of Night series, Ever from Evermore or some series called the immortals, and Laurel from Wings.) In conclusion Zoey is the worst of all because she claims to love three people at once and is full of self pity and is just plain bitchy actually. And she starts cheating on everybody. Ever is just a bitchy girl pretending to be tomboy and also wallowing in self pity to the extent where I can't stand it anymore. What is it about these girls in 'love' that makes me feel like punching their faces in? Please don't say anything about red tulips. Oh and Ever thinks she's pretty heroic for not sleeping with Damen in a cave. wth. And then she felt oh so neglected when afterwards he went away to 'surf' and she was left alone on the beach. Please la can she just stop. If she's so emo go kill herself. I can't stand her anymore. And Laurel, she's one of the many super spoilt girls (she was homeschooled) and she's whiny and apparently perfect and trying to be humble about it but failing with crashlanding colors. We get the hint, you are perfect and beautiful and all but you cheating on two guys at once just spoils everything doesn't it. And the reason she stayed with David was because of convenience. I still can't get over the shallowness of this. And she said something along the lines of 'You expect me to tell my mom and my friends that I have to drive all the way down here every week to see my boyfriend?' I was slamming the book on the table at that point. Please la, if you really love him right then what's a few more liters of fuel and a few hours every week? (maybe she's trying to prevent the depleting of fossil fuels as a faerie, but I doubt it) And she even said she would come back to that guy if it's convenient, yet again, which makes me feel like punching her. All that 'we live in different worlds, it's impossible for us to be together' crap, and really she's just lazy. I feel sorry for those guys. They have nothing better to do than to chase after those stupid girls. edit: I forgot to add, Evermore is totally a copy of Twilight. Except the vampires are now called immortals, and now there's only one 'incredibly hot' guy so people won't be distracted. And this time it's even more over-powered than twilight, as Dan put it. I mean, too-good-to-be-true things like this just ruins the whole story. And the part about Ever reincarnating to be killed by the other whatshername is just so ridiculous I couldn't stop laughing. And Damen always goes with the whatshername girl after Ever dies. So does Ever feel cheated and betrayed and cut off all ties with Damen? Nooo, she feels jealous but after approximately ten seconds of Damen's wheedling she forgives him and goes back to her swooning. And what's with that place where imagination can create anything? I mean it's pretty cool and all but what's the point? I just see this author trying to create a perfect world where this girl gets everything she wants. She also tries to add in some action by putting in this villain that does nothing but stand around being suspicious for most of the book then at the end is revealed to be behind everything, then after a game of catch Ever runs away from getting killed by her (aw) and gets romantic with Damen and confronts her again and something or the other happens and the villain dies. And then Ever ignores Damen. What. The. Fish. She spent the whole book swooning over this guy, and then she decides to ignore him. Maybe this is to make the reader buy the other book where she gets together with him, but frankly this sucks. They make the readers waste their time reading about this relationship that is suddenly poofed and gone. And after that, they see Ever elated to get a valentine's from Damen, yet at the same time resolving to never get back together with him again. Is it just me or does this girl belong in a mental hospital? Twilight was better than this. All four books. ... Maybe the moping part is an exception. No, even moping is better than aimless swooning. At least there are suicidal tendencies and imaginary voices in people's heads and lots of unnecessary drama. ... I think I vented all my stress now. haha, I think people who never see me talk will be very shocked. bye. |