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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Today was a positively weird and crazy day, which I never expected to have in the week where I'm supposed to be chionging like siao. We went to home again (three of us da thry heerows this time) then eat cupnoodles while talking like nerds about PJ5. Seriously, I never knew Hermes was pronounced as Her-mees till today. He sounds like Maggi mee now. And Tyson is still the best. Lol he is so damn cute la! I shall quote: "PEANUT BUTTERRRR" "Yay! Your brain works!" "I want a stick!" Zeus: "Very well, the council of the gods shall grant you a new, er, stick. The best stick we can find." "Yay!" We went to Cindy's house where I had an hour plus of all out zombie slaying on her wii. House of Dead 2&3, with Resident Evil. House of Dead was funner though, the zombies were easier to kill. Though resident evil's zombies had more variety, but the people were weird and keep looking around aimlessly. Lol. I LOVE THE GUN, LAWLAWL eh-em. Anyway we just shot like crazy, and we killed alot of normal people, but who cares. But it's seriously kewl okay. The zombie haven't even finished coming out from the hole then we already shot it into dust. 'Oops, was that a person I just killed?' 'Die you zombie DIEEEEEEE' 'AHHHHHHHHHHH *screams like crazy while pressing trigger continuously*' 'where the thing go' 'I can't see...' 'SLASH! SLASH! YOU GOT TO SLASH!' 'Eh why you always get the thing one?' 'DESTROY THE OBJECTS' 'Zombiekilling is what we're born to do!' 'Was it? I didn't know that.' 'Maybe you weren't but I was.' 'Shoot the light! Shoot the light!' In the end we shot the light and it was so dark we couldn't even see the zombies coming -.- I will not listen to that advice again. Just keep shooting... Then it's so annoying when you get the girl character, because the guy always has to rescue you, which is pretty embarassing. Then there was this one time the guy said "I just saved your ass back then" and I was yelling at Illu 'I saved your ass! I saved your ass!' Lol. Then the plot also very confusing la. Girl: "Did my father always do work like this?" Me: 'What? Who's my father?' Ruth: 'Er, the guy?' Me: *stares at Cindy, who is playing the guy* 'YOU'RE MY FATHER?' Cindy: 'Eh no!' 'Not there la. His name is R-something' 'dono la' 'why elevator take so long one' 'Why I cannot shoot?!?!' xD, then whenever someone in the game is dying while saying something, we are cursing him to shut up and die already. I will never forget the time when I shot the guy instinctively thinking he was a zombie. They look pretty similar anyways. AND THE COOLEST THING WAS. When we finished the game, I saw this wiimail or whatever thing, then opened it. And it said. House of dead: 0.44 min Resident evil: 0.44 min Total time: 1.28 h We were like... O_O 44 and 44... then 128 added together is... 11... We were expecting something horrible to happen, like zombies trying to kill us, but unfortunately we were disappointed. We went to my house and watched The Day the Earth Stood Still... Direct translation: 那天世界站住. Klaatu and GORT are damn kewl okay. He kaboomed the helicopters! And we concluded that: All people named Jacob are stupid. Take Twilight for example. Mcdonalds is actually always full of aliens. Do not, I repeat, do not drive a silver Honda. My house was deemed 'the library' and Lot 1 'the labyrinth'. I bought The Graveyard Book. It's damn nice. So go read it. Now. NOW. GO NOW. What are you waiting for? Now. The Graveyard Nook by Neil Gaiman. (Not 'that' Gai.) nowww. There was a hand in the darkness and it held a knife. - The Graveyard Book |