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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Father's Day is here! This was basically what I made for my dad.. I pasted it on a vanguard sheet and wrote alot of other stuff but I had this printed -.- Oh, his nickname is 大王.  I only like the middle and first picture though. (from left to right) 1. Because we both have so many wires we call them intestines. 'Are your intestines in this bag?' 'ya' 'Let me put mine also.' 2. Cake slayer. He likes gummies. 3. Whenever he goes to give the lord's supper to this old lady the dog will always bark at him alot. It's a German Shepherd I think. 4. He always tries to stand against the waves but ends up flying. 5. He pwns me in arcade shooting games. He presses the trigger like crazy. 'Anyhow shoot one' 6. And he always falls asleep with the television on. 7. His sermons are partly in chinese and partly in hokkien. 8. One day when our church was under renovation, we went there and realized we forgot to bring the keys. He reached through the window that still did not have glass in it and looped the hose around the doorknob, turning it and unlocking the door. I will never forget that ingenious plan o_o We also found out how to open latches, which is to use a piece of paper and knock the latch upwards. My parents are professional church-breakers. 9. Eh... dried mango that we both like to eat. I ran out of inspiration.  Some random thing I did and gave up halfway. Crimson/Azrael. I had to make someone with the power of controlling blood even though it might be copying that guy with the top hat in Black Cat. Claus or something? anyway her powers are kewler. She can make a person explode. Nevermind. Azrael is the Angel of Death. He is always writing in a book, writing the names of the people newly born and erasing the names of those who died. |