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edit: this post is good evidence on how homework can drive a person crazy. if you are afraid of suffering permanent brain damage (such as the inabilty to spell the word permanent in one try) please do not read this post. otherwise, fish is cheesy. Okay, homework chionging officially begins for me. (four days after I pledged to begin it.) Anyways, I'm slaying maths now. Lit was supereasy. One hit KO :D Let's see... Maths' attack should be confusion. I've taken this equation on an elaborate dance around my mind and ended up in the middle of nowhere in a weird form so I just left it for my tuition teacher to figure out. No doubt she would make me do it all over again and in her magical presence I would -gasp- get it right. But I did manage to slay one further practice question, which so shocked me that I kept checking the answer over and over saying 'Is it real?' It might seem like an overreaction but it is really a great achievement for me okay. Because in that question I keep doing dono what until at the end I forgot what the question was asking for. Lol. After this should be english, the monster with alot of HP... (eh I just realized I'm seeing all the homework like rpg characters I have to kill. -.- Well it sort of helps that way. Homework is the enemy D<) And then,if I can, LSCEP... The monster whose weakness can only be attacked by skills I do not have. And lastly, the boss monster, chinese. I don't know how to fight it at all. And now, back to maths. The monster that drives me crazy. Oh, I hate it. I shall just battle it more crazily then. Another one correct o_o *dances with joy* In your face, maths! I think I sounded like this when it was halloween on Dragonfable years ago... Slaying the undead is such fun. Especially when I can kill them with one hit 8D Lololololololll. CHAPTER FIVE IS SLAIN I love this. I challenge you now chapter six! I with my new writing pad and ballpoint shall make short work of you. Because you must be defeated if I am to slay zombies! Compared to zombies you just suck. You suck. meheheheh DIE NOW. Now face my wrath! My special attack: CALCULATORRR MWAHAHAH. ...Oh great. I just did a whole lot of working, and found out that I expanded the equation and then factorized it back into the same thing, only to realize that the answer could be obtained in one step. It's like using a wooden staff against a sea serpent and then realizing you have a lightning staff in your inventory. I was a mage. Madness? A sign of... Maths trying to confuse me. DIE DIE DIE! Lol the people under my block riding bicycles are so cute. 'I'm going superspeed!' *rides off ringing bell like crazy* Wait.. no getting distracted. muu. Is this the first time in my life I check the answers or something? or is the teacher really getting to me -.- I just want to win honorably so that it will never rise up against me again. Of course it will, but even so. I skipped a few questions... for my tuition teacher to do >D Anyway I am supposed to have a pet/helper or something right. Like Twilly or whatever rot. -rambles on and on and on and on- blabla. Oh great how to find area of trapezium again. Stupid -.- Can't find it in tuition book, too lazy to search in textbook. solution? google. I'm so path-etic :D Most of my answers are figured out by looking at the answer.. I wonder if that is bad D: Like looking at walkthroughs, lol But walkthroughs are easier. *nod, nod* Agh, I hate this weather. Have to tie hair or else will melt into a puddle of goo. I shall go and eat dinner now? One last thing. I PWN HOMEWORK. --bye. |