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I shall post here again to make up for not posting on lazyintestines, because I have absolutely no idea what to post there.Anyway this weekend I went to KL. We ate roti chanai in the morning. I tried to read the newspaper upside down, but after reading "The big Brunei Investment" as "The Big Bunnie Investiture" and "Seven Charged for Abduction" as "Seven Changed for Adoption" I gave up. Uncle Lee ordered these big puffy things that looked like buns, I forgot the name. Uncle Lee: Look, you want to hear the pop sound? You want to hear the pop sound? *pokes bun-thing* Bun-thing: *poooffffff....* Uncle Lee: ... No pop sound... Eh lol xD Then after church service today Uncle Lee was drinking some weird herbal concoction that looked like yellow water with red stuff floating inside. Mum: What is that.. " Auntie Bee Lan: I use it to clean my mouth and spit it back inside! Uncle Lee finishes it in one gulp and walks away. Father: No, it's something that when Uncle Lee drinks more, he see Auntie Bee Lan become more and more pretty! Auntie Bee Lan: HAHAHAHA Auntie Fong Lin: No wonder, he drink so fast, he scared someone else drink it then see Auntie Bee Lan very pretty la! Uncle Lee walks away. Father: *someone* said, Fong Lin, love your husband. Steven, love your wife. Auntie Fong Lin: Eey, do you love me? Uncle Steven: *speechless* Auntie Fong Lin: Do you love me? Mum: Very much! Their conversations never fail to amuse me. |