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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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random babble.(and I just realized babble comes from babel. kewl right?) MY BOY SIDE [x] You love hoodies [x] You love jeans [ ] Dogs are better than cats (nekos are better! D:) [ ] Its hilarious when people get hurt (I always laugh unintentionally.) [x] You've played with boys on a team [x] Shopping is torture [x] Sad movies suck [ ] You own an XBOX (my parents banned it) [x] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (yah, with the spinning track thing.) [x] At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter (they are kewl okay?) [ ] You own a DS, PS2 or SEGA (banned) [x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (embarrassing but yah o_o) [x] You watch sports on TV (if only to make fun of the players.) [x] Gory movies are cool (brains!) [x] Sometimes you go to your dad for advice (though he will say something crazy) [ ] You own like a trillion baseball hats [ ] You used to/do collect pokemon (I was banned before I started) [x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear (:D) [x] Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (it's very weird.I never did it before) [x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours(black + red = bled!) [x] Sports are fun (if you're winning.) [x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth (always?) [x] You sleep at night with your socks on (so I don't have to wear them again for school tomorrow) [x] You have fished at least once (I caught a catfishhh) Total: 18 MY GIRL SIDE [ ] You like to shop [ ] You wear eyeliner [ ] You wear the color pink [x] Sometimes you go to your mum for advice (I ask them equally or one of them will say I'm ebil) [ ] You consider cheerleading a sport [ ] You hate wearing all black (never) [ ] You like going to the mall [ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (what are those?) [ ] You like wearing jewelery [ ] You cried watching The Notebook (What is it? Deathnotebook?) [ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe [ ] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies [x] You've seen Star Wars and don't like it (I only know there were laser swords and someone got cut in two and became a black robot with a sore throat.) [x] You do/did gymnastics (for PE) [ ] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed [ ] You smile a lot more than you should (...) [ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I only have 4 counting 2 for school?) [ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time (I just wear whatever I find. I don't have many clothes anyways. Probably just 4/5 sets of tshirt and pants. And these have to be separated between malaysia and houses.) [ ] You like wearing dresses whenever you can (Never. Of the 2 dresses I have one I have worn once when I was forced to and one I never wore before.) [ ] You like dancing/do dancing (Never... Anyways dancing is a sin so I can't do it anyways.) [ ] You like high heel shoes (I tried wearing one of my family members' and fell down on my face after 2 seconds.) [x] You used to play with dolls as a kid (barbie dolls.. since people somehow got the impression we liked them and gave them as gifts? we made them fight and were fascinated by how their faces can be squished. I can't believe I was so ebil as a kid...) [ ] You like putting makeup on others (Can I make it ugly?) [ ] You like being the star of almost everything (that is the total opposite of me..) [ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours (NOOO) Total: 4 Now multiply by 4 to get your percentage: 72% boyish, 16% girlish. Put an X in every box that applies to you. Add up all the x`s and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is__" [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee (I make cups not pots..) [ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar(My calendars are all lying useless there.. especially the dragon one. I just look at the drawings) [ ] You own more than one credit card (o_o) [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car [ ] You do your own laundry [ ] You vote every election [x] You can cook for yourself [ ] You think politics are exciting (ew, who in their right mind would...) [ ] You balance your own checkbook [x] Your parents have better things to say than your friends (sometimes :D) Total: 3 [x] You show up for school/college/work every day early (half an hour early...) [ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse [x] You've never gotten a detention [x] You have never smoked a cigarette [x] You have never gotten completely trashed (trashed as in beaten up?) [x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once (eh lol...) [x] You like to take walks by yourself (if there's no one around to bother me) [ ] You've watched talk shows. (I fell asleep after five minutes so does that count?) [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up (some rough meaning...) [ ] You drink coffee at least once a week. Total: 7 [x] You know how to do the dishes. [x] You can count to 10 in another language. (japanese, malay, chinese, spanish, english! xD I think I forgot the spanish already though. And I learnt that because my brother kept watchign dora the explorer >.>) [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it (usually.) [x] My parents trust me (mostly?) [ ] You can mow the lawn (I don't have a lawn. But I'm forced to pluck weeds >.>) [x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid (tell jokes la.) [x] You remember to water the plants (the plants on me window don't need much watering...) [x] You study when you have to [x] You pay attention at school/college [x] You remember to feed your pets (when I had hermit crabs/fishes.) Total: 9 [x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up. (duh o_o) [x] You work out on a regular basis (forced to.) [x] You clean up your own mess [ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name [x] Your favorite kind of food is take out (fast fooooood) [x] You have gained weight since middle/high school (obviously I am growing right? o_o) [ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine [x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need [ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said [x] You can type quickly Total: 7 [ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour (It does?!) [ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment [ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (What... ) [ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (No because that's not true.) [ ] You have more bills than you can pay [ ] Most of all your friends are older than you are (Same age or younger?) [x] You can say no to staying out all night (Obvious because I need my sleeeeeep) [x] You use the internet every day [x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while ( a long long while.) [x] You can read a book and actually finish it (can't everyone..o_o) Total: 4 My marriage age is 30. Quite okay la. My parents say "You better not get married until after 25++!" Anyway I don't even intend to get married. Like ym aunts, they stay with the family and are not married, it seems nice to be single :D |