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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I was doing homework (nah, facebooking) in my room and my dad was being pwned by my brother in chinese chess outside. Suddenly Dad: *exceptionally evil laugh* Me: *gets goose pimples* (shows how evil it sounded) *goes out* What you doing lah? Nearly scare me to death. Dad: *points at the castle he just ate with his castle* Car accident! Me: o_o My family can be damn weird sometimes.. And me dad just jumped on the swing and start swinging crazily while smiling his ebil smile at me. Creepy la. Unfortunately, no dreams. |