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color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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The silence of the night surrounded me the shadows crisscrossing across the room.The only sound to be heard was the low humming of the air conditioner. Then suddenly.. "ZUMBEHHHHHH!" A rasping voice growled. I froze in horror. A faint light shone from behind me. I didn't move. The light was still there. I slowly, slowly turned around - - expecting to see a face of rotting flesh and sunken eyes glowing red -- It was my phone. Haha. I'm feeling weird today. This was something I had on my mind since it happened sometime last year. |