color me blind

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- So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive)
Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil.
Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight.

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Aghh what is wrong with me now...
I forgot that Jeo had black ears (and feet) and also the wings for Quaga and Arka...
Either I have too many familiars(twentyseven) or I am senile.

On a random note, this was our so called "valentine's day supper".

It was only two peanuts and half a biscuit before I added the cookie.. xD
My aunts and uncles are so random.
They are like "EAT THE PEANUT, EAT THE PEANUT!"
And they set everything nicely, got candle somemore.. nevermind they are just weird.

Whee, I definitely have to do this now!

Directions:
Mark the idiotic things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.


1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (stupid school chairs)
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (on my head actually)
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [X] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6


11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (I hate badminton)
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (it's more like falling up and then sliding down)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [X] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (was trying to see if it would stick)
16. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble(blew too hard)
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (milk tastes weird in the nose)
19. [X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I once called Elaine 'degree' degree before >.>)
20. [X] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (goes barefoot alot)

Running total: 13


21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door (Uh.. everyone should know this already.)
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (longer than that.)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (when I'm zombiemoding I trip over everything)
30. [X] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (to my eternal shame >.>)

Running total: 17


31. [X] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (they said it when my foot was above it)
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside(don't have white shirts >.>)
33. [X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else almost jumped on her (I hate this..)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (actually I was just checking whether the warning sign was lying.)
36. [X] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (frequently)
38. [X] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident

Running total: 24


41. [X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house(...)
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [X] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom stall with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (senile, remember?)
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (it was my maid's...)
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye (ow.)
49. [X] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (was lazy to take them off)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (how do yo do that? o_o)

Running total: 31


51. [X] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [X] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (I was trying to make it seem like an injection thingy and realized I wasn't pressing the button.)
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (wait, if we didn't realize it how do we know now?)
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was (laziness..)
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on(What's an overhead?)
57. [X] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (and went back to sleep)
58. [X] Forgot your own phone number (XDD!)
59. [X] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (parents have alot of computer wires, the whole laptop nearly fell off the table)
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (people have a weird sense of humor)

Running total: 39


61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (what???)
62. [X] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (the person said it herself in the end >.>)
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (to the person who the joke was about.. ")
65. [X] Didn't do the back side of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (xD..)
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(rarely do I do assignments)
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong(XD)
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (like how I write code messages to myself and forget what it meant)
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out (when making ice milo..)
70. [X] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (I can never be a professional criminal.)

Running total: 48


71. [X] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (one of the reasons why I hate swimming)
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb (don't replace light bulbs..)
73. [X] Ran into a door jam (OW.)
74. [X] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (haha.)
75. [X] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (while I was telling the person.)
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (to see how it felt like)
78. [X] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (drunk on milo)
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (since people were giving me weird looks and backing away...)
80. [X] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (to see how strong my hairs were.)

Running total: 56


81. [X] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (it was a really long duct tape)
82. [X] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again(I was trying to see how I would look with lip rings.)
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back(never seen one)
84. [X] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (did that alot in P5)
85. [X] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (and forgot about it and walked around wondering why my head was so heavy today)
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (boring stuff you do while waiting for food)
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny (how do you shave a tongue o_o sounds painful.)
88. [X] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [X] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (got scolded like hell)
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 63


91. [X] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (Isn't that normal?)
92. [X] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (embarassingly true..)
93. [X] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (LOL Ashley as the mummy xDD)
94. [X] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (they resemble each other)
95. [X] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. (I was forced to tell the story)
96. [X] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (In the end I didn't even know what was happening)
97. [X] You have spelled your own name wrong before (I wrote something completely different..")
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (my ceiling is totally flat... but there are pictures on my toilet floor)
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (I wanted to and even made up a code but no one would cooperate)
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

TOTAL: 70

How to obtain your idiocy GPA:

80-100 4.0
70-79 3.6
65-69 3.2
60-64 2.8
55-59 2.4
50-54 2.0
45-49 1.6
40-44 1.2
<40 0.8

Okay, I am offcially an idiot, as expected.
Posted on: Saturday, February 21, 2009
Posted at: 10:51 AM