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I am blogging...Again... For fun... *slaps self* I shall get to the nonexistent point here. Anyways in english were were having this nonsense talking session... Which was fine for me except that I didn't want to embarrass myself >.> It kind of went like this. And I don't know why I'm writing this. Q: Your favourite ice cream flavour My favourite ice cream flavour is no flavour because ice cream flavours are ice cream flavours. Alison Alison Alison Alison (because Mrs Mok came) I don't know what my favourite ice cream flavour is because I forgot, and I forgot what ice cream is. I am talking to you. I am speaking to you. I am having a conversation with you. (thinking of what to say) My favourite ice cream flavour is blue. (LY: WHAT?!) It is also every other color of the rainbow except purple. Elaine would like the ice cream because she's a plant. (crapping) Ice cream is made of ice... and cream. I have run out of things to say now, so... (time up) Q: Tell a ridiculous story about a man, a flower and a dog (I stole the one from our YDP skit, because it was long.) Once upon a time, there was a man. The man was working as an undertaker. One day, he found a dead flower on the pavement. He was sorry for the flower and made a coffin for it and buried it. The man got fired because he made a coffin for the flower. He went home and found that his goldfish had died (I practically copied and pasted everything.) so he made a coffin for it and went out to buy a dog. His dog also died and he made a coffin for it also. Then he went bankrupt because of the cost of the coffins. Then when he went home he banged the door on his wife and she died by slipping on a banana peel. (was talking senselessly by now) Then his parents both died of heart attack when they knew he was bankrupt. Since the man was fired, his goldfish and dog died, his wife died his parents died, he killed himself and made himself a coffin and buried himself and went to live with the goldfish and dog happily ever after. (time up) (I actually had a better story since Ashley (who was my partner) suggested I crap about the man making the dog pregnant but I didn't do it for some reason. It would have gone like this: There once was a man. And there once was a dog. And they met each other on the street and it was love at first sight. The man bought the dog a flower and proposed to her and they decided to get married and adopt the flower as their child. After they got married, they started quarreling and the dog was found to be having an affair. Due to the arguing between the parents the flower ran away from home. This is how the problem of broken homes are caused in Singapore and around the world. Then the dog found out that she was pregnant with the man's child. But before she gave birth the man found out that he had contracted AIDS from the dog and died. The dog found out the man had died and killed herself with her child. The flower, after missing the bus when it was running away from home, came back and found its parents dead. It then morphed into a human called.. ELAINE!!!!!!) Lol, I'm so boliao. Anyways. I have nothing to do now. I shall go and do random things on deviantart.. Illu, you better create an account soon or I'll be so lonely there like on crunchyroll. By the way my user is ScribbleMaster Though I shouldn't tell you. Damn. UPDATE Funny how people keep faving the Nature Dragon one only. >.> Though it's the only one that's shaded nicely.. I hate the left wing and it's not really that good. Sighs. |