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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Random post about random nothingness.I need to endure 3 hours of art class later... >.> I can probably finish like 3 paintings if I'm fast lurhs. Anyways I think I'm getting the hang of water colors already and the river painting is almost finished.. Only the trees left.. I hate the stupid small branches. Literature tuition was terrible... I was forced to do the compare and contrast thing which is only supposed to come out in O levels. And the themes were life and death >.> (no undead, sadly) And when I finished I realized that for every five lines I wrote for life, there would be fifteen lines for death. I guess life is too optimistic for a person like me. And then she made me write this autobiography thing about myself because she says I don't understand myself >.> And she forced me to make myself a writer in the future, which is completely impossible any way you look at it. The whole thing was actually a series of questions which I had to write a short paragraph on, And somehow every paragraph there is something talking about my death. So in the end I died of a heart attack when I was 23 years old in 2017. I was diagnosed with high cholestrol on 1st Jan, and I died thirteen days later on 13th Jan, which was coincidentally Friday the Thirteenth. My reason for dying was because since I was hospitalized without any access to eggs, I called all of my many fans (damn fake la) and asked them to bring eggs for me, and in the end I got like 100+ eggs a day which I had to eat, so I died. Why am I posting about this anyway... I actually woke up at 7 on a saturday morning to go jogging o_o What is wrong with me now. But anyway my dad started teaching me taekwondo for some reason. He's one level below black belt, but it's still damn pain where he hit me D: We ran like 6 rounds around the park. Awdreetoo couldn't take it after the second round. My dad died after the third round or so. But it was much better than mass run and much more than 2.4 so I was fine.. Therefore mass run does have some benefits. But I think I cannot learn taekwondo already since I'm so not flexible... anyway I don't have time. And my dad says he will buy us a PUNCHING BAG AHHH MY WISH CAME TRUE :DD Dono whether he'll keep his promise or not. But I'll hold him to it. |