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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I just got back from KL, where I was subjected to 5 hours of continuous curry pooff making.Is that called child slavery or something? The production people are: Jazz - Measuring the dough (we do it by feeling not by weighing machine >.>) Adrian - Flattening (and he's only 6 o_o) Jyven and mum - Filling (jyven's ones always turned out really long for some reason.) Me - Doing the folding thing at the side. I will never take the folds at the side of the curry pooffs for granted ever again. My hands were aching after everything. And we did seven hundred. I managed to drag my parents to MPH, where I got four books. Superpowers (those people are ridiculous, why would they need codenames and everything, just buy a set of normal clothes instead of those embarrassing costumes, I don't understand these people.) The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (I know it's one of those classics that everyone seems to have read and yet I haven't, I wanted it because there were a few interesting quotes from it in Inkheart.) Outcast (the summary sounded kewl. But it was damn expensive because it was hardcover.) Castle in the Air (I read it before in SV library but I just wanted it for no reason.) Anyway, I don't understand my cousins. They actually chose to buy comics, at 39.90 each, with nearly nude girls on the cover page. (they are girls, so I can't understand them at all) I can't understand anyone who would choose comics over books, and expensive comics at that >.> On the last night I stayed there I had another weird dream, finally. Those who usually fall asleep reading this, if there would be anyone reading this at all, go to the next paragraph .w. It was quite kewl because it was realistic and I actually knew and could control what I was doing, but there were no nice monsters. At least there were but I didn't see them so there was no point. Anyway. At first I was in this dorm-looking place with this guy who I can't remember anything about except he was blue and he glowed. (weird, already..) Anyway we decided to go outside and see what was there, and it was this rainforest kind of thing, with moss everywhere and all that. After running for awhile I kind of collapsed on the ground and there were ants all over it and they started biting me. (I think that was because I slept on my right shoulder throughout the night, when I woke up my right hand was tingly, and the ants only bit my right hand.) Anyway it hurt so I tried to run off, and by this time the guy was gone somewhere, and there was this stream like the one in YDP to my leftish side, so I went inside to drown the ants, even though before that I knew there was something wrong about the place. I was trying to make as little noise as possible as I crossed it, and I saw this thing that was like a seahorse and a fish fused together, and it was about as big as a phone only, I tried to catch it but it swam off anyway. When I got out of the stream on the other side I heard this voice speaking in my head, it was one of those voices villians have in the movies. Anyway it was saying something along the lines of "I have her scent now, she won't be able to escape we'll follow her on land and track her down" Of course it meant me, and anyway from this I knew it was some kind of monster living in the stream, it had a good sense of smell, water would be no use to throw it off and it could walk on land. And it was talking to someone else so I would be expecting more than one monster. Anyway I went out to this foyer kind of place and decided to go in circles to try and throw the monster off my scent but not backwards since he would most certainly be tracking me already. "She will go the way she is least likely to go, but we will not be fooled" I thought, crap, but I'll try anyway. Then I went along this row of shops selling food, and found this toilet where I washed off the blood from this wound I mysteriously got. Then I realized the blood would make my scent all the stronger so I tried to dilute it or something. Then I went back to the dorms place and found the guy there, and he said we should eat dinner and we went in his car and I realized that the car would probably throw the monster off my scent, and wondered whether cars had scents, then I woke up. I was kind of disappointed that I didn't see the monster, but I had a feeling it was kind of like an alligator so it would be much use anyway. My cousin got me addicted to Ashita wa Atashi no Kaze ga Fuku. While my other cousin was playing Super Mario Brawl or something on the Wii... He was playing as Kirby, and he was killing these things that looked like little balls. I think Kirby had this attack where he sucked in the enemy. Cousin: KIRBY SUCK THE BALLS!!!!! Me: *spit milo* Cousins: O_O It's sick but he's only ten though. Anyway my cousins will hijack my comp now. Ja. |