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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Eat it.
Bored, as usual...Dreading the doing of homework. -During dinner- Me: *munch luncheon meat* *crack* What is this.. fish bone? *dunn* It's a staple... * another crack* It's HALF a staple... Me: What the? Aunt: What's worse than a staple in your luncheon meat! Half a staple! (right..) Father: You lack of iron isit.. Me: ..." This isn't our usual brand right? (Are staples even made of iron?) Mum: No, this one is $1 cheaper. With free staples! Me: Eat at your own risk. Company is not responsible for any mysterious holes appearing in the stomachs of customers after the consumption of our products. Father: You will make a horrible saleswoman. Me: Thank you. Lalala, I'm still bored. I shall go drink water.. (am I bored to that kind of stage?! o_o) Ahh, I shall put the music back on my blog. *has nothing better to do* Meheh, beware! Of the music! *goes insane* |