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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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DEATH. AND. DOOM.
I'm bored.I'm looking at people's halloween costumes. And I decided if I ever have to celebrate I would get a skull mask, stick a toothbrush between the teeth and carry a sign that says 'PLEASE BRUSH'. Nevermind I'm just being random, as always, and bored, as always, and I hate these things agh! bang. My tuition teacher didn't turn up today. Accident again? pish. Trying my luck at chibis again. I'm not very lucky. I'm bored. I'm melting a cheese cube with the heat from my tablet. Let's see how it tastes. *chew* Hey nice. Let's melt two more. ... I'm seriously bored now, I'm going to try and float a cheese cube in my water. Too big. Half a cheese cube.  Hhhh it doesn't float! O_O *horrible revelation* The picture is flipped. But the cheese is still there. Yay, I'm so smart. Got it out using the method you use to get the jellies out of pink dolphins. (not really pink dolphins, lol xD) Ahh, I'm bored. Have they melted yet? Yum. This is seriously good. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. (Because they're not so boliao.) I'm going to fill the box with oreos later... I can't feel my earphones. Why can't I feel my earphones?! I seem to be wearing them all the time now. They act as good earplugs. Down to three cheese cubes. Oreos here I come yeah! (this is what happens when I'm stranded alone at home unsupervised) Internet is really slow for some reason? I'm rewatching the Tobi Show, something that can make anyone retarded... Hidan: What just happened...? Tobi: You thought Zetsu ate our customer! Hidan: Gee, thanks for pointing out the obvious, retard! - Hidan: ........ We lost to a n00b. - Itachi: I can't even see and this show still sucks! Haha, Zetsu's two sides! But the person ran into his mouth, it's not his fault! D< Stupid leader. (why am I...) - Hidan: HOLY JASHIN-SAMA! XDDDD - Tobi: If only he was a good boy... 3 hours late... and Hidan is still sleeping. (at 12 pm?) Zabuza = that sick pervert that forced a boy to cross dress xDD I have my oreos and Cindy's online telling me about the maggots in it so I'm not bored anymore! ^-^ Yay all! bye. |