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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Okay, last things first. Haha, Elaine. *runs away* *comes back* Now for the first things. Concerning my disappearance for the last three days I was in KL. Now I shall do what I usually do after a trip to KL. DAY 1 I had to wake up at 5 to catch the plane. Pish. Reached there and went for breakfast. The wan ton mee I ordered took so damn long, and in the end it wasn't even nice. Then I was dragged to go shopping. And that day was an extremely injury-licious day. I shall count my injuries. 1. When we went to my grandma's house to put our luggage before going shopping. The doors there always have these annoying dangling things hanging. And I can't just barge through them cuz my hair will get stuck. So I ducked(llama duck) through and headbutted into the door frame. It hurts even after three days. 2. At the shopping center. I swerved a shopping trolley around too hard and punctured a hole in my leg. Since no one happened to have a plaster I was bleeding throughout the rest of the shopping trip (6-7 hours). My mum made me try on pants and I think I left blood on all of them. *guilty* 3. You know those advertisements they hang on the side of shopping aisles? Do they look innocent to you? THEY ARE NOT. I got stabbed in the head by one of them. On the other hand, prawns are kewl. They actually have this horn in their heads! But I do hate the weird brown brain fluid? I think I'm the only person that stands staring at the fishes and prawns in the shopping centre... (they are kewl. especially the fishes with the big greenish scales. I think I shall love dissecting.) Then we all got squashed into the car. And people kept stepping on the hole in my leg which still did not have a plaster. Argh. And after that. I. Bought. Inkdeath. ..... ARGHHHH I ACTUALLY BOUGHT INKDEATH WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING FOR IT AND IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY ONE THERE ... ... ... I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE! ... ... ... *DIES* Reaperon: *poke* Reaperon: There's no hope for her now. This post shall now be discontinued due to the unfortunate death of the, eh, blogger. Aliceon: What the hell are you talking about. Reaperon: Your death. Aliceon: You just want my cookies. *kicks out* Anyways. I found Inkdeath. And (WARNING: SPOILERS. ILLU, DON'T READ.)Dustfinger was raised from the dead and Farid broke up with Meggie! I am so damn happy ;DDD (END OF SPOILERS) I also bought two books I already read before for no apparent reason. I like to do that. DAY 2 Bought some more books. Lord of the Flies. Since Percy was forced to read that... It looks quite dumb but anyway. Lizard Cage. It sounds like something related to Farid for no reason but anyway, I bought it. Ohohoh, I passed this store that was selling stuff for Halloween. Halloween is kewl! (though I don't celebrate it) All things undead! They were selling these gloves with bloody claws for RM39.90. There were these skull masks and werewolf masks and these skeletal gloves with black fingernails (like Allen's, lol) and they were all really kewl! However my mum didn't like that stuff. I seriously liked the clawed gloves though. I finished The Lives of Christopher Chant in about 2 hours. I also managed to avoud further injury by opting out of going ice skating. Of all the deadly life threatening activities why ice skating?! I have a very bad experience of getting stuck on the railing in that stupid cold hell for 2 hours. I vowed never to go in there again. I am not about to break my vow. DAY 3 I did practically nothing and ate roti chanai. Went back and slept. Not looking forward to class chalet. |