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color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Had a staring competition with the art teacher at art class. I won. Bwaha.What happened this morning in the car... Father (while driving): Alison! Me (while eating sausage bao): What? Father: *stern look* Me: Um, what? Father: You must remember that God is always watching you. Me: Uh, and your point is? Father: I am also always watching you. Me: o.o (Are you feeling alright?) Father: We can both see that your sausage is falling off. Sausage: *plop* Me: =.=||| Therefore, the moral of the story, the conclusion is, retardedness is passed down in the genes. I got all my art pieces back from art class, but lazy to put them all here. Maybe next week. I am currently occupied with The Fire Eternal and Once Bitten Twice Shy. |