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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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WAHTMOTAN
Just got back from a random celebration of nothingness conducted by my parents.This time it was a trip to the swimming complex restaurant. Arrick was acting weird tonight, which obviously ended up with us laughing like mad and everyone in the restaurant staring at us. Firstly. We ordered roast chicken. While we were halfway through that, Arrick: What is that? *points to piece of chicken bone* Mum: It's a bone la. Arrick: Really? Mum: Um, ya.. Arrick: You not cheating me? Mum: PFF. Of course not. Arrick: Wait.. chicken have bone one meh? All: BWAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Arrick: I just blaffing you one la! *starts hitting Awdreetoo* Secondly. While eating prawns. Arrick: *dips hands into lemon water thingy* Mum: Eeyy, Arrick, smell your hands and see what they smell of. Arrick: *sniff* Chocolate. All: xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD Lemon and chocolate is a bit extreme. Thirdly. After we finished eating everything, we went out la. Then he was left in the restaurant playing his PSP.. We wanted to wait and see how long it would take him to notice, But the waitress spoiled everything by sending him out. He came and started hitting Awdreetoo again (it's something he does when he's embarassed.) Oyah, then later when we went into the lift, my dad saw that there was this soccer competition tonight and he wanted to see mah. Mum: Soccer? No way. Soccer equals big stupid guys chasing after a little ball. We started laughing again and the other guy in the lift was staring at us like we were retarded (which is probably true). I was so so so hyper after that. I even had enough to chase Awdreetoo around the house trying to kick her butt and to take the PSP hostage from Arrick. (He tries to kick people's butts but he can only reach the knees xD) Strangely enough, my dad was talking about Qin Shihuang. He was thinking of things to say to him to get yourself a grisly death. For example... Qin Shihuang 上价! $7.99 only! Qin Shihuang 下价! Loleng loleng! (spelling? I think this is cheap sale or something.) Qin Shihuang 大减价! (I almost spit out my food at this one.) Then he started saying: Bao guan(?) (who was black) + Snow white = what? Me: A mutated ChineseXAmerican person? Him: Cinderella! (灰姑娘) Me: =.="" |