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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Booh! *squits with bubble tea*Back from art class. I have to paint my hands next lesson.. Which is two weeks away since my parents are taking me to Pulau Besar next week. They like going to beaches for some weird reason.. I just like anywhere that's uncrowded. I fell asleep in the car on the way to art class, which was... a big mistake. It resulted in me being in zombie mode for the whole lesson and for some reason thinking of weird things thoughout.. like.. (I drew a clock with roman numerals. Too bad it only goes up to XII.) 1. Who was XII again.. The old guy? 2. I don't want the number of an old guy on my painting. 3. Why is the table so crowded when there are the same number of people as usual? 4. Frog-sensei likes pink smoothies. 5. You can actually divide a hand into pieces of meat neatly like this... 6. Why is Awdreetoo's hand so shiny? 7. Why is the age difference between the hands 1 yrs old, 11 yrs old, 13 yrs old and 74 yrs old? ... And pointless things like that. Frog-sensei was quite weirded out by me for some reason.. And he got impatient waiting for me to decide on a background (which I wasn't paying attention to), so in the end he just asked me to shade the whole thing from dark to light. Audrey and the others were talking about the 7th month and the ghosts they've seen. I wish I could actually see some.. why am I always left out? I was remembering how when I was about four, I was scared of the switch in my parents' room where I showered. (I don't know why I didn't just shower in the other toilet..) It had this red light, which looked.. evil at the time. (xD) I tried covering it with a towel (I was even scared to go near it xDD) but someone removed it. I also tried switching it off (but unfortunately it was the switch to the aircond in my room.) And I started laughing to myself in the middle of class, and everyone had this weird look on their faces... =.= I'm randomly searching for websites to read... Funny how I'm reading about the complementary colors for art (Mr Yip's extra website) and about the methods to kill a person at the same time. Maybe these are the careers I want to pursue... Nah. But that website on killing is pretty sugoi.. It teaches alot of useful things. At the start I was reading this article on killing with bare hands, and it said the method was to knock the person unconscious and kill by strangling. Then they said the best way to do that was to knock the person in the jaw from the side. That seemed pretty weird.. so.. The retarded me.. tried it on myself.. and.. oww. I think my brain was almost jolted out and my whole vision went swimmy.. I was sitting there staring into nothing for about five minutes... xD I'm a baka. =.= (By the way, don't try and test this theory.. trust me, it's true if you hit hard enough.) I know how to kill now.. Who dares oppose me? *glint* xD I shall KO you with my Superior Luster.. which is the strongest weapon I have in my inventory but not very strong. =.= |