|
color me blind
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
|
|
about the author
A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
ShoutMix chat widget affiliates
Cindy
Clarice
Elaine
Faezah
Jess
LiYun
Madeline
Felicia
Iris
CLICK ME
at your own risk.
archives
credits
Design: doughnutcrazyIcon: morphine_kissed |
hahaha.bwahaha.
Yay, I bought Breaking Dawn! x]I walked into the bookstore and grabbed it the second I saw it. I think that was the only one left.. And in good quality too ^-^ (Unlike Elaine's.. x]) Actually I found Lionboy: the truth, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. But when I walked towards my mum with that huge stack of books in my hands, Her first reaction: NOOOOOO WAAYY ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! With unimaginable horror on her face. While I was looking for the books, this weird guy in white came up and started talking to me for no particular reason... xDD What happened.. (Note: He talks in VERY fast chinese. And you know my problem with understanding chinese, not to mention fast chinese.. I talk in chinese except when stated otherwise.) Me (in eng): OoO, Lionboy! *searches* Why do they always have the third book and not the others.. (I'm not as crazy to talk to myself. Awdreetoo was there.) Guy in white: Hi. Me (in eng): *not noticing* Lionboy 2, Lionboy 2... Guy in white: Do you know where the dictionaries are? Me: Huh? Guy in white: Do you know where the dictionaries are? (The funny thing is, he doesn't seem to know how to slow down.) Me (in eng): Um, I dunnoe. Guy in white: Huh? Me: I dunnoe. Guy in white: Ohh... Me: *continues search* Guy in white: Are you here alone? Me: Huh? (nominated most used word! *applause*) Guy in white: Are you here with your family members? (This was kind of obvious because Awdreetoo was standing right beside me.) Me: Yaa.. o.o *walks around bookshelf to look at teen fantasy books* Guy in white: *follows* Where are they? Me: No idea. Probably at the cookbook section? Guy in white: *looks at the stack of books nearly covering my face in my hands* You must be really smart to be able to read all those. Me: PFF.. (The opposite...) Guy in white: What school are you in? Me: It's a Singapore school. Guy in white: Huh? Me: It's. A. Singapore. School. So. You. Would. Not. Know. It. Anyway. Guy in white: Ohh... I'm Sec 4! Me: Okayy.. (Do I look like I care?) Guy in white: You are primary what? Me: PFF. I am in Secondary school.. *glares* Guy in white: Secondary what? Me: One. Guy in white: You are thirteen right? Me: Yaa.. Guy in white: I am sixteen! (Oh, I SO wanted to know that.. =.=) Me: *looks at him as if he's mad* Guy in white: What's your name? Me: Huh? Guy in white: My name is Ah Qi. (obviously not his name) What's your name? Me: *irritated, cuz he was distracting me from the books* I don't want to tell you. Guy in white: Why? Me: Because I feel like not telling you. (Baka.) Guy in white: Ehh... Sorry, what school did you go to again? I forgot. Me: I SAID, A SINGAPORE SCHOOL. (He's a confirmed baka..) Guy in white: Oh.. Can I be friends with you? Me: o.o Guy in white: Cuz I wan to make more friends. Me (in eng): I can drop all these books on you, you know. (Hahs, I'm not that mean to say it in chinese..) Guy in white: Huh? Awdreetoo was done, so we just ran away laughing our heads off.. He had such a hilarious diao look on his face.. xDD Stupid baka, come waste my time when it can be used for searching for books.. On the way home Awdreetoo was talking about that for some reason and my parents were all laughing like siao. My mum was saying that I should have told him I was P3 and my dad said that if he wanted my hp no. just give him his. (That would be really funny.. why didn't I think of that. *bashes head repeatedly on wall* Luckily I was not in a bad mood.. (since standing in a bookstore automatically puts me on a good mood.) Because bad mood+book-searching time wastage+info on how to kill people still fresh in head = -censored-. Hahahah.... Bwaha.. I can't stop laughing. I think I'll go back to the killing people website.. PFF... |