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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Finally. the update for my poor downdated blog.I shall write about a retarded game Awdreetoo made us play. We were bored out of our minds in the jam across the causeway on Fri night. Then when I was sick of the number game (partly because I kept losing) and Awdreetoo was telling us about this game she got out of nowhere. It went like this: The players take turns to each say a word, and form a sentence. I sounded boring but we tried it anyway, or my dad would have fallen asleep and we would crash. The trial run (me and my dad): Audrey has a toilet bowl. She likes her toilet bowl. She likes to sit on her toilet bowl. Alison went to sit on her toilet bowl and she was upset. She does not like the toilet because it is dirty. I don't know what this was about.. But Awdreetoo was pretty pissed xD Next, the real game begins(me and my dad still): Papa likes to poop. (Ha, he got trapped!) Alison likes dirty roads because they are dirty. (I avoided both attacks x]) Alison likes to do naughty things. (Damn.) Alison'S father'S daughter'S father'S daughter...(this was discontinued xD) Papa likes to poop in the toilet. He does not like the toilet bowl because it has poop. (xD!) Papa likes to drive people around. (I was aiming for drive people up the wall.) Mama likes to laugh and cry. (the hell?) Mama runs up the disco. (?) Papa (runs down the disco! xD) Papa is angry at Mama because of the disco. (???) At this point, everything gets insane, and we almost crash the car from laughing too hard anyway. I'm watching documentaries for some reason.. Because my aunt is watching them. The guy is like: *hold up turtle* Look at that smile. Look at that SMILE. And we all started laughing like siao. The guy: The things that surprised me sweeping the net through this river was that we found so many turtles, but no anaconda. WHY?! ...I have no idea. Bwaha.... I'm going insane. Or insaner. |