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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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lizardflop.
Lizards are floppy.I believe they have been trained to flop. There was this lizard in the bathroom where everytime I waved my hand, it would flop. They are so FLOPPY. But it's scary. It flopped up to the ceiling and down again. I wonder how it knows it's not going to fall on me... Probably it doesn't. *shudder* That reminds me of that time my cousin played a prank on my aunt.. He took this rubber lizard we had and put it in the freezer. Then he took it out and dropped it on her neck. xDD She started screaming like siao. Then later she saw this REAL lizard beside the remote and she thought it was the fake one so she picked it up.. It jumped on her and she started screaming again. xDD Wait, why am I writing about lizards... |