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(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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Went for the barbecue thing yesterday.We were also making Father's Day gingerbread cookies. But the gel we put on them wouldn't dry, so... Putting them in the fridge didn't work either. Me: Eeyy, mum, this thing cannot dry one ahhs? Mother: Can, just bake it in the oven lahhs. Me: Orhs.. About 3 mins can? Mother: Can, can.  The result. It's actually three cakes melted together. The bottom one, the green and pink and white one is mine. It's supposed to be an apple. The top left hand one is Diana's. It's a fish. Or was. The top right hand one is Nicolette's, where she just dumped lots of stuff on top. It kind of looks like a guy with a huge rainbow coloured afro. I think it looks nice.  Father: *comes out of the class and into the kitchen* Me: *pointing* Here, your father's day cookie. Father: ... Um... *speechless* Me: I made that one! *pointing* Father: Okay, thanks. *escapes through the door* Me: It doesn't look edible? T.T I went off to read the Merlin Conspiracy. Then got called in to squeeze limes (Amos went home le, bwaha) It's the first time I've seen such a tool. It was a silver, lime torturing machine. You loaded the limes into a compartment there and executed them by pushing down the handle, and their blood would flow out of the other side and into a bowl. My dad go and squeeze the limes without cutting them first and the limes went SQUIT and he got lime blood in his eye. xDD Then went to watch my mum dissect sotong and stingrays. (Everytime I think of the POTC sotong I start laughing for no reason..) I got my hands all covered with transparent sotong goo. When I poked the sotong eye all the black juice or something squitted (I love this word <3) out. And there were sotong stomachs and intestines and gullets in the thing. I can't believe people eat this stuff. And I found a sotong tooth.  My wrinkly fingers. You can see the Merlin Conspiracy in the background. Healthlaw number two: Brush teeth night and morning, rinse mouth after every meal. The sotong, uh, obviously didn't bother to study that.  They put a HUGE iceberg in the lime blood! =D There was a rectangle and octagon shaped one later, but I didn't take the piccy. I shredded some stinky leaves. I tore banana leaves. I chopped up the lady's fingers. (xD) I speared marshmallows. (white, coloured, white.) I labelled F, P and P-NS(National Service xD). I went to collect the balloons. In the shop they sold blood capsules, which I believe is the alternative for blood tablets. They even wrote on the packaging: Pleasant, realistic flavour. I want to try it sometime. They sold lots of nice halloween things too. <3 I would have bought something, but I didn't bring any money. I went back and roasted marshmallows. It's the first time I've eaten roasted marshmallows and they are the BEST. The first time I forgot the basic rule of marshmallows (KEEP TURNING!) and ended up with a brown bubbly side. But it still tasted good and gooey.  Curry pooffs, with the candle. At the back is probably Eldrick. Can't really tell. Then we went and played the game on the laptop where the ingredients come out on a conveyor belt and we have to make burgers and stuff out of them. The computer was being weird. They keep saying your free trial expired, but when you open the game again they always let you have another five minutes. The annoying thing is that you can never get to another level in five minutes. Then we played the game where you shoot drumsticks at chickens who fly through space with umbrellas and drop eggs on you. Then Amos came and I discovered another game where we shot aliens and they disintegrated into green goo. You could also shoot some fire extinguisher-like thing, which explodes and kills you if you're too close to it. (Amos' aiming sucks so we lost.) He damn baka lorhs. I keep telling him we would switch to another gun which has an infinite number of bullets when we use up this one but he keep going "DON'T WASTE BULLETS!!!" at me. We always get ambushed by a whole group of aliens and have to press spacebar to resurrect. Someone ate my violet crumble. I don't remember roaring at the customs officer. 98% of me was asleep, so it ain't my fault. |