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There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. - So Long And Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams |
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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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I love my cone-shaped-fan thing.I can stick my legs on the sink table with it in between my feet. It can also blow on my face that way, and it's nice to feel it vibrating. It is also good for blowing away mosquitoes. I just smacked a bug which is not a mosquito, but it has blood inside it (human blood). I wonder if mosquitoes are really vampires. If they bite some other bug will they turn into vampires too? But only if they are pureblood mosquitoes. In that case, are all the bugs stalking me level E mosquitoes? Vamp-squitoes. (*wields water gun* squit squit) Mos-pires. (MOS Burger) Vamp-MOS. Mos-Vamps. With MASSIVE fangs. And red EBIL eyes.. They are HUUGEE. But.. I know their weakness! *EVIL LAUGH* TAKE THAATT!!*goes after them with electric badminton racquet* *sizzle ZAP KABOOOM* BWAHAHA, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL, VMAOMSPQIURIETSOES! -The End- of the Chronicles of the VMAOMSPQIURIETSOE-slayer. (You don't have to know how to pronounce that. I don't know either.) |