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A female member of the homo sapiens species
(warm-blooded, omnivorous, currently alive) Diet includes walrus diarrhea, preserved portions of man-made worms cooked in boiling water and the outermost layer of flesh of eggs that have been incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked and fried in oil. Extremely unpredictable, high-five on sight. tagboard
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bank & dragon song. bwaha.
在kuala lumpur有个bank它的名字叫HongKong bank 如果你皮包里没有钱 那就到哪儿绕一圈 性用卡放进机器里 手在舔盘（not sure about this)上点一点 点一点又在点一点 RM只出现一点点 一点点就是一点点 气得头上要出烟 现在午餐要吃什么？ 只好在路边吃大便！ xDD, suddenly rmbed this song and felt like typing it out.. My cousins, me and my uncle made it up when we were bored during new years. (The da bian part is my uncle, so don't look at me. :D) Here's its sequel. 在一个山上有一只龙 他的名字是大肥龙 如果你欠钱没有还 它就在你-censored-poke了一个洞 多一个洞就有两个洞 大便时候更轻松 别人抹-censored-只要抹一次 但是你却要抹两次 This one my cousin make up by himself ones, dunnoe if he copy from somewhere.. But still disgusting. x) We sing them to annoy adults when they are in a long long car trip/eating/sleeping. |